Something else to be thankful for

That you're not closely related... to British royalty...

The man whose polo ponies’ farts are responsible for more carbon emissions in a week than your car gives off in an entire year is lecturing everybody about global warming again — and his descent into eco-madness is accelerating.

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I wonder if this is where the phrase "royally screwed" came from.