"If you bring them home from the market in one of those enviro-bags, that will make them taste a bit better."
"Another little trick is to walk or bicycle home from the store."
"This is one reason I only buy free-range eggs. Way to elicit confidence in the consumer...it's like a little reminder...'this egg may be poison'."
Hopey-changey enviro-witchery
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