Be careful what you wish for
-- UNITED NATIONS, May 3 (Reuters) -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Monday called for states that threaten to use atomic weapons to be punished, a clear reference to a new U.S. nuclear strategy released last month.Geez Mahmoud... whaddaya think we should do about countries that just develop them on the down-low?
The delegations of the United States, Britain and France all walked out of the U.N. General Assembly chamber during the Iranian president's speech.As I've said many times before... "What's flat, black and glows in the dark?"
I'll give you a hint... it ain't gonna be Tel Aviv.
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UPDATE: The mighty U.N. responds...
U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon "encouraged" President Ahmadinejad to "engage constructively" and comply fully with existing U.N. Security Council resolutions and cooperate with the International Atomic Energy Agency.Hey, Bunky... that limp dick "inside voice" stuff doesn't work with crazy people... and I've got 800,000 Tutsis that'll testify... wait a minute...



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I hope it plays out like this:
"Dear [insert name of new nuclear power here]:
Congratulations, and welcome to the Club! We note that you have successfully tested a single(1) device, of about [insert teeny tiny yield]. We note that the most up to date intelligence shows you have two (2) more of these, and a total of one (1) ICBM.
We 12 times that much BOOM in one sub. And we have a lot of subs..."
Of course, I'm only dreaming. With "The One", it will be a stern lecture, a "time out", and a bribe, ala Clinton.
Better get started on that bunker up north...
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relax james... the u.n. is all over this one.
remember what a great job they did with the norks & rwanda?
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Canada also walked out of the UN session when the Tehran Troll spoke.
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