Take no prisoners
Sh*t They’re Saying about Sh*t My Dad Says -- "This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society." --
I just about crapped myself...
Sorry Arnie... this is the guy Kathy Shaidle should be married to.



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Soon to be a t.v. show with William Shatner playing the 74 year old!
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justin has written about that as well...
"Mr. Shatner has been amazing to work with."
"He's a really nice guy. Very old school. I try not to bother him too much, mostly because if I were William Shatner, I would not give two shits about talking to me. I try to keep that in mind. But when I do talk to him, he's always very cordial."
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That is a great find. That old man is hilarious!
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reminds me of some of the good ol', no-bullshit farmers around here.
buddy of mine bought a ram at a stock sale and put it in the barn with his other sheep. trouble is, every time he went near it, the damn thing lowered it's head and took a run at him.
his solution was to carry a ballpeen hammer whenever he was with the animals. whenever freddie misbehaved he'd simply give him the el-kabong.
no screwin' around... you don't rehab sheep.
trouble is... it only worked for a couple of hours at a time... sheep aren't exactly the sharpest of gawd's creatures.
finally had to just get rid of him.
the lesson is... life is only complicated if you let it be that way.
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The guy has over a million people following him on twitter. What are ya? New?
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"anon screeches... a million people following him on twitter"
sigh... another anonymous little troll adds exactly what to the conversation?
and "am i new"? that's all you've got?
here's a thought, nonny... maybe you could be an annoying little dufus somewhere else?
no... of course not.
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"I'm just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves...Don't care, that's the only attitude you can have when you go to the DMV."
And that says it all.
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