07 May 2010

Take no prisoners

Sh*t They’re Saying about Sh*t My Dad Says -- "This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society." --
I just about crapped myself...

Sorry Arnie... this is the guy Kathy Shaidle should be married to.


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Soon to be a t.v. show with William Shatner playing the 74 year old!

Neo Conservative said...

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justin has written about that as well...

"Mr. Shatner has been amazing to work with."

"He's a really nice guy. Very old school. I try not to bother him too much, mostly because if I were William Shatner, I would not give two shits about talking to me. I try to keep that in mind. But when I do talk to him, he's always very cordial."


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Kai said...

That is a great find. That old man is hilarious!

Neo Conservative said...

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reminds me of some of the good ol', no-bullshit farmers around here.

buddy of mine bought a ram at a stock sale and put it in the barn with his other sheep. trouble is, every time he went near it, the damn thing lowered it's head and took a run at him.

his solution was to carry a ballpeen hammer whenever he was with the animals. whenever freddie misbehaved he'd simply give him the el-kabong.

no screwin' around... you don't rehab sheep.

trouble is... it only worked for a couple of hours at a time... sheep aren't exactly the sharpest of gawd's creatures.

finally had to just get rid of him.

the lesson is... life is only complicated if you let it be that way.

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Anonymous said...

The guy has over a million people following him on twitter. What are ya? New?

Neo Conservative said...

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"anon screeches... a million people following him on twitter"

sigh... another anonymous little troll adds exactly what to the conversation?

and "am i new"? that's all you've got?

here's a thought, nonny... maybe you could be an annoying little dufus somewhere else?

no... of course not.

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langmann said...

"I'm just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves...Don't care, that's the only attitude you can have when you go to the DMV."

And that says it all.