Somali pirates disappear into...
...mysterious Beria Triangle...
"We'll have to do what our forefathers did when they met the pirates" until the international community comes up with a legal way of prosecuting them, Dmitry Medvedev said on the day the ship was stormed.Yeah... who could have possibly seen that coming?
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I'm guessing Somali pirates are about to have Flagspotting 101: Avoiding Russian Flagged Ships.
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lot's more thinking outside the coffin, er... box... in the 10,790 comments as of 1:15 tuesday...
"We should just start placing bounties on the heads of the pirates. Then they will just start kidnapping each other for the money instead of anyone else."
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Heh works for me;)
maybe the various navies of the world should put "undercover" ships in trouble zones that appear to be merchant vessels, but are filled with troops and armed to the teeth. I have a feeling the pirates would think twice about attacking any ship after one pirate ship torpedoed into the stone age.
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"anon says... after one pirate ship got torpedoed"
nyet, tovarisch... "torpedo 'em all... let allah sort 'em out."
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SOS?...heh.
Russians use torpedoes on Somali pirates? Never going to happen.
Because its a waste of a perfectly good torpedo, is why. Russians will run them over with the ship.
Or possibly club them like baby seals to save ammunition.
A Russian poem circa 1920 -
"Little apple, little apple,
Where are you rolling?
If you're rolling to the Cheka,
you won't be rolling back."
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just spitballin' here... but i imagine every time a somali pirate sees a russian flagged ship from this point forward... his arsehole's gonna start flapping like a wounded bird.
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I wonder if they let one go to tell all his friends?
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"langmann says... I wonder if they let one go to tell all his friends?"
chances are these guys were all from the same village... if not family.
i'm guessing the message got through loud & clear.
and, trust me... there was a thorough interrogation before these dumb bunnies sailed off to valhalla.
any more russian ships are attacked... don't be surprised if some mysterious strangers pay that place a visit sometime in the future.
they're playing by "putin rules" now.
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