"Look out the left, the captain said..."

..."The lights down there, that's where we'll land..."

David Rosenberg from Gluskin Sheff said the White House appears to have reversed course just weeks after Mr Obama vowed to rein in a budget deficit of $1.5 trillion (9.4pc of GDP) this year and set up a commission to target cuts.

"You truly cannot make this stuff up. The US governnment is freaked out about the prospect of a double-dip."

Hope, change and... whoa, what the f@ck was that?!!

It seems even President McDreamy's most ardent fans are starting to spit up the kool-ade...

“I’m trying to reconcile the stated belief of this president when he was a candidate, what he has said publicly — as recently as a naturalization ceremony last month — and what his actions are,” said Angela Kelley, vice president for immigration policy at the Center for American Progress, a left-leaning organization that is a close ally of the Obama administration.

“I think there’s a big gap there.”

"Turn this crazy bird around... should not have got on this flight tonight."