23 May 2010

Bright lights, big city...

Toronto police pulled an oil drum out of the Toronto harbour today that they believe contains a murder victim encased in cement.

“At this point I’ve got a good idea who’s contained within that barrel, but I’m not at liberty to speculate,” said Det. Vander Heyden.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"I suppose the Liberals will be calling for a concrete registry."
Oh gawd... don't give them any ideas.

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UPDATE: Barrel body identified
Police believed millionaire loan shark Quang Lu was murdered shortly after he disappeared in October 2007. The discovery of a body in a barrel on Sunday proved the prediction by police specializing in Asian organized crime was correct.


10 comments:

James Higham said...

Not Jennifer Lynch?

Neo Conservative said...

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any idea what a 50 gallon drum of concrete weighs? it'd be hard to tip over... never mind transport.

this was no frat party hazing gone wrong... the word "organised" immediately springs to mind.

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alexb said...

So it is Jimmy Hoffa !

kursk said...

The missing mob son?

syncrodox said...

Stephane Dion?

Syncro

Loyal Tory said...

Now I suppose the Liberals will be calling for a concrete registry

Neo Conservative said...

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"loyal tory says... a concrete registry"

i hear mayor miller is considering banning quick-set portland, sand & three quarter inch crusher run from inside city limits.

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mahmood said...

Heh heh, hey neo, check out the doofus BigCityLiberal "Illegal Canadians" thread, apparently the concrete mystery has been solved...Baglow, the bloodhound Dawg, has been hard on the trail of the mysterious disappearance of the idjit **Ti-Guy** aka MyBlahg?? dude...ohh gawd, the screwball Dawg has split my sides wide open!...by the way, ya wanna have a marvellous conversation as per Doc Dawg?...bwahahahaha...

Neo Conservative said...

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think i'm gonna pass on the bcl thing... my dosimeter says i get any more "abraham martin & dawg" this month... i'll be pukin' on my boots.

feel free though, to post the link for other readers with stronger stomachs.

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mahmood said...

Nah, the hell with that crap neo, we've had our chuckle of the day and are moving on...heh heh.