24 November 2009

This is the end

Call me crazy... but the fuzzy-bunny "Red Star" starts crappin' on your pseudo-socialist pipe dream... truly... it's all over...

Mr. Donolo, I hope you're not wearing a hat because I am about to blow your mind. Six words: A reality show about the Liberals! I'm no political expert. But in my previous life as a television critic, I reviewed hundreds of unscripted programs and I can tell you this: None of them were as morbidly compelling as your party is right now.

Combing the betrayal of Survivor, the desperation of The Amazing Race and the dysfunction of The Osbournes, Candid Liberals (working title) could run for years and make both of us very rich.

Each week, cameras take viewers (read: voters) into the Official Opposition.

Where is Bob Rae going with that fake moustache and Fodor's guide to Sri Lanka? Why does Marc Garneau spend hours gazing into the sky?

Who hacked into Janine Krieber's Facebook account and updated her status with, "I wish my husband was just like Michael Ignatieff! He is the best!"?
Hey, Janine... be careful what you wish for.

(h/t reader rich)

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"The Liberals already have a show on television, although it is more a fantasy program that a reality show. It's called the CBC."
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POSTSCRIPT: Another Inconvenient Truth
"Anybody know where Iggy & Company stand... on non-Canadian inflicted atrocities?"
Anybody?

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2 comments:

Powell lucas said...

The Liberals already have a show on television, although it is more a fantasy program that a reality show. It's called the CBC.

Neo Conservative said...

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yup... good point. canada's national sheep-herder.

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