10 September 2009

I am Legend

...unfortunately, though... not in a good way...

A 29-year-old woman is dead after falling about four storeys while trying to jump across a section of a building in downtown Toronto.

The woman was with a male friend and Vickers says police believe they were in the building because they thought it was haunted.
I guess maybe it is now.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

Guess who just showed up... to preach "respect for the dead."

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UPDATE: Death by Darwin?
“From what they told me, it was just urban exploration,” he said. “What they indicated to me, drunkenly, was that they had just happened upon the building.” Neither of the two are believed to be university students.

Police were treating the incident as an alcohol-fuelled death by misadventure.
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5 comments:

James Higham said...

Only James Bond and Jason Bourne can do those things.

Anonymous said...

I guess maybe it is now.

*Snicker* Man, it sure is funny when someone dies.

Please, Neo, do tell us when one of your relatives die so that we can all share in the excitement of making jokes about it. "Grandpa Neo died shitting himself in a hospital bed...what a SHITTY way to go!!!"

Yep, death is funny.

Neo Conservative said...

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"cc-nonymous snarks... it sure is funny when someone dies"

yeah, bobby... you've got the moral high ground on this one.

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Anonymous said...

yeah, bobby... you've got the moral high ground on this one.

So, by your own admission you are also dragging the bottom of the moral swamp here.

Neo Conservative said...

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bobby... i look forward to reading your outraged letter to the editor of the globe & mail.

please be sure to stress your unorthodox ideas about moral equivalence... that'll be a real scream.

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