19 May 2009

The good news is...

...they stimulated the economy by selling a sh!tload of newspapers...

Alfie Patten, the boy who was reported to have fathered a child when he was 12 years old, is not the baby's father, DNA tests have shown.

Alfie, now 13, from Eastbourne, in East Sussex, told a national newspaper in February that he believed he had made his 15-year-old girlfriend pregnant.

But the tests established in March that a 15-year-old boy from Eastbourne is the father of Chantelle Stedman's baby.
Unfortunately, on the flip side, the girl in question is now revealed as an infamous country-wide liar and tramp.

Our modern world.