29 March 2010

Step 1... take some high explosive...

...strap it to a couple of women, turning them into a variant of cruise missile... geez, that sounds so familiar...

-- MOSCOW -- According to the latest reports, the explosive devices were equivalent to 3 kg of TNT. Both blasts were staged in a much similar way. Both took place on subway stations, and not in the tunnels, the moment the passengers were walking in and out of the train.

Other measures are being taken to find out how the two female suicide bombers managed to get to their assigned places.
Well, thank goodness none of these folks have any reason to be angry at Cana... wait a minute...

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UPDATE: Islamic terrorists take credit...

...on fancy-pants website. And hey, you lucky dawgs... there are job opportunities.

Make sure you visit and meet the management team.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Passover

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/happy-passover/blog-56547/

They controled the bomb from far away by Russian people

maryT said...

I read that these women are widows of fellow terrorists. OOPS, those poor husbands will have to give up all those virgins when their wives get to paradise with them.