14 March 2010

C'mon, it's not like they...

...nailed her to a... well... never mind...
-- FLORIDA -- "If she had been under 18, we'd have taken the parents to jail," Judd told The St. Petersburg Times. "If she had been a senior citizen and she had dementia or mental issues, and someone in that house had ignored her health, there would be legal culpability."

"But it's very difficult to assign legal culpability in this case."
Wow... just. er... wow.

But that isn't even the punchline here.
"An exact cause of death hasn't been determined."
Seriously? 'Cos I'm sorta leanin' towards terminal stupidity.

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RELATED: In other "Religion" news
-- MIAMI -- Devotees of a man claiming to practice a traditional African religion said they had to ingest the mucus of a Giant African Snail that sickened them.

The man said he meant no harm, and his religion uses the snails in healing ceremonies.
Suddenly, Rastafarians are starting to look like "the smartest kids on the block."