10 March 2010

Who are these freaks...

...and, more importantly, why do they get to run around unsupervised?
Don't text while you drive. Don't shave while you drive. And definitely don't shave your privates while you drive.

According to the Florida Highway Patrol, the 37-year-old woman was rushing to meet her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit.
And that's not even the strangest part of the story...
Police say her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat so the woman driver could finish shaving.
Good gawd.

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RELATED: Really? I would've said junkies are...

...more predictable than killer whales...
Ibrahim, who met the Toronto native at a house party in 2003 and dated the actor for several years, believes Haim had turned a corner in his well-documented battle with drugs.
Sounds like he maybe should have gone the other way... at "fill your veins with poison" street.

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FROM THE COMMENTS: Ask an actual doctor
"Its just natural selection at work, and I'm spending time and your money preventing it from doing its job."
Hmmm...