18 June 2007

McGuinty calls for Feds to ban...

Fuel-efficient Japanese sedans...

A barbecue with family and friends ended in an apparent murder early yesterday when a man allegedly used his car to run down the 20-year-old he had been fighting with just steps from victim's home.
Mayor David Miller was quick to join the campaign against these "automotive assassins"...
"If this saves only one life..."


2 comments:

Lemon said...

Darn, why didn't I think of this one ...
"Miller Calls for Ban on Guns and Cars"

Neo Conservative said...

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It's how they do things in David Miller's Magical Kingdom.

"Note to Kyle Rae... you may have just flushed 300,000 dollars down the toilet."

"Go to any farm auction within 50 miles of here and you'll hear numerous variations of the phrase... "Toronto... As gay as it gets"... and that's before they even start talkin' politics."


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