24 June 2007

Scotland's Sporran Registry

Not even the wild-ass Scots can escape the wrath of political correctness...

Kilt wearers could face prosecution if they do not have a licence for their sporran under new legislation which has been introduced in Scotland.

The laws are designed to protect endangered species like badgers and otters, whose fur used to be favoured by sporran makers.
Can draconian no-underwear penalties be far behind?


What the hell is a sporran?

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Anonymous said...

I hope David Miller doesn't read that article.My sporran was bought in 1992 but I'm sure Miller or Dolton could find a way to tax it.
Or ban it.Or both.
Putting a tax on my wee bag in front of me wee fella,would give a whole new meaning to "Revenue Tool".