28 June 2007

You must be dreamin', honey...

"Just go back to sleep."

-- PORT ST. LUCIE -- A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.

His wife drove him to the hospital where doctors said a bullet had lodged behind his right ear.
You've gotta wonder what was going through her mind when he got up and started to bitch about his headache.

She probably started looking for some kryptonite.


Anonymous said...

Somehow I think proclaiming "Now, how did that get in there?!" just won't cut it.

Send the divorce papers by mail, pal...trust me.