05 May 2010

Somali pirates launch...

..."Operation Kick Myself in the Balls"...

"A Russian warship is heading to the ship at full speed, said Harbour. He declined to say how long the warship would take to arrive or what action it might take, citing security." --
Now, I've never claimed to have psychic powers, but... I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the Russkie's first priority... ain't gonna involve "embracing diversity".

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UPDATE: Ding-dong... Spetsnaz calling


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope the Russians set a president by taking the pirates out and just dump the bodies in the ocean. Why do the ships sailing in this area not have armed security teams on them??

Rob C

Fred said...

Da da Russian Navy . . . about to feed pirates to fishes after they ventilate their skanky assess with 12.7mm machine gun bullets.

Neo Conservative said...

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"rob asks... Why do the ships sailing in this area not have armed security teams on them?"

the fact is... lately anyway...
some of them do.

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Anonymous said...

Unlike the Americans or the much vaunted "do nothing" UN, the Russians will solve this problem. We won't even know how they have dealt with the pirates - and quite frankly I don't want to know. There will be no video at CNN or BBC World News. Cheers FernStAlbert

Neo Conservative said...

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"FernStAlbert says... the Russians will solve this problem"

fern, i severely doubt that... but they'll certainly fix these particular guys' wagon.

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Neo Conservative said...

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update:

russian spec/ops shows up... happy ending for almost everybody.

geez... i hope the surviving pirates brought warm clothes.

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