29 June 2010

Stop... or I'll strip!

Gives a whole new meaing to the phrase... improvised explosive devices...
-- SEELEYS BAY -- De Florio has discovered that if she goes out topless, the boy's horrified grandparents rush the child into the house.

She is not breaking the law, because in Canada women are allowed to be topless. "There is not a criminal charge for that ... not since 1996," said Toronto Police Const. Isabelle Cotton.
Hopefully this thing doesn't go nuclear... wait...
De Florio, 60, said a relative Googled her name on the Internet and was astounded to find "more than 70,000 items from all areas of the world" after the story was picked up from the Toronto Sun.
Her 15 minutes of fame.