-- ZIMBABWE -- The Herald quoted the information minister, Sikhanyiso Ndlovu, as blaming cholera on "serious biological chemical war … a genocidal onslaught on the people of Zimbabwe by the British."*
"Cholera is a calculated racist terrorist attack on Zimbabwe by the unrepentant former colonial power which has enlisted support from its American and Western allies so that they invade the country," Ndlovu was quoted as saying.
Of course... Queen Elizabeth...
...why didn't I figure that one out sooner?
