30 May 2007

An idea whose time has come

I am, I confess... a huge suckhole at the dentist. It isn't the pain, because my dentist, who I've been going to for thirty years, is the Nijinsky of Nitrous and Novocaine.

It's simply some bug in the primitive lizard part of my brain that screams, "This is bad... get up and run... NOW!!!"

This may be a possible solution.


K. Shoshana said...

I know how you feel. My dentist is an artist, and incredibly talented but I still refer to him as the Butcher of Prague.

Neo Conservative said...

don't tell my dentist, but i flinch a little right at the start... just to make sure i'm getting max nitrous oxide.

terrorists could get nuclear launch codes from me... just by revving up a dental drill.