08 January 2007

The sovereign nation of Douglas Creek

Special laws for special people... yes, once again, it's time to play, "Too many chiefs, not enough sane people."

-- The charges against the 31-year-old stem from separate incidents near the Douglas Creek Estates protest site in Caledonia involving an attack on two television cameramen and hijacking of an American border patrol vehicle.
Continuing the theme of "even crazy people gotta dream", defence lawyer Justin Griffin tried to paint his client as the victim in this string of serious crimes.
I believe he's a prisoner of war,” he said. “This is a sovereign nation...When the Canadian forces go into sovereign lands, it's an act of war.”
Oh, that sickening sound you hear in the background is the collective groans of whatever law school classmates Mr. Griffin may have had.

You know, some of this stuff sounds mighty familiar...
Ontario’s evil plan is to send these gangs into our communities to beat us up, smash our cars, burn down our houses, kill us if necessary and generally create fear and chaos.
Whoa... somebody's definitely off their meds.

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4 comments:

TRUTHMONGER said...

GREED IS A SIN, CONSERVATIVES. THE LORD HAS NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT IT SO WHY IS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ORGANIZED AROUND IT ? CORRUPTION AND WAR ARE END PRODUCTS OF GREED. AREN'T YOU THE STANDARD BEARERS FOR JESUS CHRIST - HOW COME YOU DON'T KNOW THIS? JESUS CHRIST IS ON THE VERGE OF DESTROYING AMERICA (MYSTERY BABYLON) FOR ITS EVIL. I'M AN AMERICAN, LIKE JEREMIAH, WHO'S TRYING TO WARN HIS PEOPLE AWAY FROM DISASTER:
http://shillsforthetalmudians.blogspot.com

Neo Conservative said...

you might want to make yourself another tinfoil hat my friend... the one you're wearing isn't stopping all the alien messages.

in any case, thx for the heads up on armageddon.

The Tiger said...

No, no, no.

Here's how you deal with it.

It's an act of war? Ok, fine. We were at war. We won.

Canada has conquered Douglas Creek.

Since your client isn't a Canadian citizen, and you claim this isn't Canadian territory, this court can obviously have no jurisdiction over the matter. Go talk to DND and the relevant judge advocate.

Neo Conservative said...

i hear you, but unfortunately dalton mcguinty chose to run away and hide... virtually ceding this territory to the invaders.

we need a premier in ontario with a little backbone... like john tory.