08 August 2016

A Bible Full of Cannabis

I believe Archbishop Trudeau has already given his blessing...

Formed just over a year ago, Armstrong and Gordon’s congregation is essentially a small collection of followers who believe, like they do, that marijuana is holy.

"We're supposed to have religious freedom," he tells the local news anchor. "We believe that this was in the Bible and that we need to do this as a sacrifice."

The outdoor ceremonies like the one depicted by local news mostly involve smoking joints and talking about love.
World without animus, amen.

And remember, you can't be a Methodist if you don't believe in Global Warming.

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RELATED: Speaking of Religion
In an email, Khattab told the CBC that in 2012, he was still experiencing "a cultural shock" and his information about homosexuality was based on an article that he read on Wikipedia.
You think CBC would have let Donald Trump off so lightly?

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LAST WORD: Maybe Justin isn't ready after all?
And while licences are required to operate everything from a dog kennel to a flea market in the city of Ottawa, officials say licensing medical marijuana is the responsibility of Health Canada.

But Health Canada does not check the quality and safety of dispensary products because they aren’t part of the legal system for producing and selling medical marijuana in Canada.
Just shut up and smoke.


4 comments:

Bill Elder said...


I’m not surprised that in our quickly eroding culture that weak willed inebriates would canonize their addiction to killing brain cells as a religious sacrament – but this is part of the fall – middle aged men living as 11 yr old girls, gender reassignment instead of psychological/spiritual counseling, junk science(tm) making policy, racism sold as progress, mass paranoia sold as enlightenment, diversity in everything but opinion – the list of post modern social rationalizations grows daily.

A great modern philosopher once said that “getting out of the 21st century with your freedom is not a great a worry as getting out with your sanity.” I hold by that axiom.

Neo Conservative said...

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i heard the grand marshall for the ottawa pride parade is a 10 year-old trannie wannabe.

no more stuffy rules, my friend.

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Bill Elder said...


Nature as well as human nature have incontrovertible rules Neo - and meddling with these primal forces always comes back to bite us in the ass

Neo Conservative said...

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wonder what people will be saying about all this stuff in a couple of decades.

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