Don't be Muslim.. don't be Muslim...
Two police officers have been attacked with a machete by a man shouting 'Allahu Akbar' outside a police station in Belgium.ALLAHDAMMIT!!!
The cops, reportedly both female, were attacked in the city of Charleroi this afternoon.**********
UPDATE: Not a Lutheran
The federal prosecutor’s office said Sunday the assailant was a 33-year-old Algerian man, known to police for common crimes, who had been living in Belgium since 2012.But, hey... cheer up... it's not all machetes & explosive devices...
"About 40 days ago 6-year-old Gharibgol was forced to marry the 55-year-old Mullah of Obeh, the village where she lives with her family. She was sold to him by her father in exchange for a goat, a bag of rice, tea, sugar, and a few litres of cooking oil."The capricious and unknowable will of Allah.
p.s. - I hope it was a really nice goat.
RELATED: In other "Religion of Peace" news...
Members of the Lebanese delegation to the 2016 Olympic Games refused to travel on the same bus as their Israeli counterparts to the opening ceremony in Rio on Friday."Imagine all the people..."
LAST WORD: Easy come, easy blow
A suicide attack at the accident and emergency department of a hospital in Pakistan's Quetta, where a group of mourning lawyers were gathered to accompany the body of a murdered colleague, has killed at least 60 people and wounded more than 50.Sigh.