24 August 2016

"Dave's not quantumly entangled..."

"...at this particular juncture of the space-time continuum, man..."

This study aimed to explore the effects of lysergic acid diethylamide, a serotonergic hallucinogen, on semantic processing and more specifically, lexical retrieval.
Perhaps, instead of medical marijuana, we should be providing weekly sheets of blotter to all those unfortunates who can't live without their medicine.

Oh, wait... Calling Doctor Caramel Corn
Apparent laziness caused by the main psychoactive ingredient in marijuana persists even when the same amount of pot’s medicinal component is added, a new study suggests.
Justin has to have thought this whole medical dope deal through after reviewing all the science... right?


Bill E said...

Acid - I thought it was being dumped in the Ottawa water supply - you say it's illegal? Douse Justin and his acid burn-out pal Gord Downie know this?

So pot does the same thing to lab rats it does to human failure-to-launch SJW slackers - who'da thunk it?

Neo Conservative said...

it's not like you needed a study about pot & motivation... it was pretty obvious even back in high school that dope took away any and all ambition to do anything useful.

just wish i had a dollar for every hour i spent listening to 400 watts of steppenwolf, shotgunning junk food on that dusty old couch in my buddy's basement.


Anonymous said...

old white guy says.............I drink beer.

Neo Conservative said...

better living through chemistry as they used to say.


Fred from BC said...

I was dropping acid before I started smoking pot and hash (or cigarettes, for that matter). Ah yes, illicit drugs, Steppenwolf, Led Zep and Fleetwood Mac at ear-splitting volume...takes me back...

Pleasantly surprised to have survived the whole period, really.

Neo Conservative said...

i have told my university aged son that i would be much less worried about him if he were smoking pot instead of drinking.

at this time, he appears to have little interest in either and is doing well in his studies.