24 September 2008

A mystery revealed

Holy crap... I think I finally understand what the U.N. is actually all about.

-- PARIS -- They ate and drank their way through a three-hour strategy session recently to help their country face the daunting task before it: to persuade the United Nations to declare French gastronomy a world treasure.
"Genocide in Darfur? Yeah, yeah... we'll get to that next week."

*


4 comments:

James Higham said...

Eh?

Neo Conservative said...

*
well, james... the mucky-mucks at the united nations might not be any good at dealing with, say... bloodthirsty, genocidal regimes... but i bet they know their five star french cuisine... backwards & forwards.

*

Anonymous said...

Soooo.....they're like the Olympic Committee. With blue helmets.

Neo Conservative said...

*
"anon says... they're like the Olympic Committee"

except that the olympic committee is only party to this sort of thing every so often.

the united nations is willfully ignorant on a daily basis. rwanda, darfur... etc, etc...

*