A mystery revealed
Holy crap... I think I finally understand what the U.N. is actually all about.
-- PARIS -- They ate and drank their way through a three-hour strategy session recently to help their country face the daunting task before it: to persuade the United Nations to declare French gastronomy a world treasure."Genocide in Darfur? Yeah, yeah... we'll get to that next week."
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4 comments:
Eh?
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well, james... the mucky-mucks at the united nations might not be any good at dealing with, say... bloodthirsty, genocidal regimes... but i bet they know their five star french cuisine... backwards & forwards.
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Soooo.....they're like the Olympic Committee. With blue helmets.
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"anon says... they're like the Olympic Committee"
except that the olympic committee is only party to this sort of thing every so often.
the united nations is willfully ignorant on a daily basis. rwanda, darfur... etc, etc...
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