-- MADISON, WI -- Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) fell deathly silent in the middle of a speech on education before the Wisconsin Teachers Union Tuesday, his failure of words reportedly a result of the Democratic nominee's forward-looking tendencies suddenly bringing him a harrowing glimpse of a future world shaped by madness and horror.**********
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Yup, CC... like all the other scary, hidden Conservatives... I have no idea what the Onion actually is...
"Oh, God, no. They're sentient. Every last one of them is sentient!"BOO!!!