16 September 2008

The Audacity of Specificity

-- MADISON, WI -- Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) fell deathly silent in the middle of a speech on education before the Wisconsin Teachers Union Tuesday, his failure of words reportedly a result of the Democratic nominee's forward-looking tendencies suddenly bringing him a harrowing glimpse of a future world shaped by madness and horror.
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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

Yup, CC... like all the other scary, hidden Conservatives... I have no idea what the Onion actually is...
"Oh, God, no. They're sentient. Every last one of them is sentient!"
BOO!!!

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11 comments:

mahmood said...

What's going on?...his teleprompter break-down.

Anonymous said...

No, it's like that movie The Dead Zone. He saw President Palin, the knife still sticking out of McCain's back, pushing The Button.

He must stop the evil Retardicans.

Neo Conservative said...

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c'mon... we got some hope, right?

hope, change... maybe a little more hope? and change.

who needs actual strategy?

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gerry said...

Wow anonymous do you look as stupid as you sound. Talk about being a real retard.

Neo Conservative said...

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to my surprise... i'm actually... for once... getting some traffic off the latest link from canadian cynic.

simple courtesy dictates that i return the favour.

enjoy.

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Mrs. Neo said...

I'm so embarrassed. Thank God for Jack Daniels and mood elevators.

Neo Conservative said...

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so now the trolls impersonate my family.

there's a classy, not to mention ethical move.

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Anonymous said...

so now the trolls impersonate my family.
I was hoping that really was mrs. neo just teasing. That's not nice then.

Neo Conservative said...

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so... kevron, or zyklon-b boy... who's the smaller intellect?

there's a real toss-up.

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Anonymous said...

Why do you keep mentioning poison gas? Are you planning to use some on somebody?

Neo Conservative said...

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"nonny asks... Why do you keep mentioning poison gas? Are you planning to use some on somebody?"

thank you "zyklon" for asking that question.

ahem...

in the last little while, i've been being bombarded with comment spam (about being a nazi) by an anonymous troll i've named "zyklon-b boy"... after his vile spew about, among other things... poison gas.

need an example?

i've been deleting it as it comes in... why humour some imbecile who is apparently too cheap to pay for phone sex?

but, as you can see... he just keeps comin'.

sorry, zyke... better luck next time.

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