31 December 2007

Listen up, DotComrades...

It's your last chance before 2008 -- to get in on the action over at SDA...

Syncro rolls the dice...

1. Jason Cherniak announces he's transsexual and moves to the NDP... sadly this isn't a wise career move.

2. Warren Kinsella announces his own irrelevance... nobody listens and Warren becomes irrelevant squared.

3. Canadian Cynic converts to Islam and learns the Farsi term for C*nt. Hilarity ensues.
And another personal fave...
"Following his argument that the West must lead by example, David Suzuki gives up all his houses and vehicles and goes to live in a mud hut in the mountains of Columbia."
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FROM THE COMMENTS: The erudite, eloquent left...
"in 2008, try & be a little more clever than jeffy bug boy -- happy new year prick"
Oh, Jeffy... I'm actually embarrassed for you.

Maybe you should pour that last one in the sink and head for bed, huh?

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13 comments:

Jeff Davidson said...
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Neo Conservative said...

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"bugboy jeffy snarls... happy new year prick."

and hey, surprise!!! -- smallminded and a mean drunk -- who could've predicted that?

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syncrodox said...

Davidson

EI is an insurance fund...as such one must pay into the kitty to collect.

The only thing you pricks have ever dug is a karmic oblivion.

Keep digging.....Please?

Syncro

Anonymous said...

.....and it hasn't been called UI for 11 years. But you'd actually have to work for a living to know that, socialist thieving leach.

PS blogger sign in sucks the big one. Useless crap.

Round Table Mole said...

So here we are on the eve of the New Year just chilling around the sacred Cdn. Cyntie Round Table discussing/reviewing '07 and looking forward to kicking some con butt in '08.

Ol'Red is a bit down in the dumps though, his brother-in-law's dog "Sockpuppet" chewed his treasured Sperry Top-Siders, LuLu's all dolled-up, apparently she has a hot date, Sheena rolls her eyes and gives is that "Oh sure" look, MikMik's playing pocket pool with his WikWik(thinks we can't see him but we can), Quackgrass is grooming Twi-guy's curls, Sparky's droning on about something or other and KKKevron, still at the Fisher-Price table, is tearing into a bag of cheetos. Cyntie, who by the way lost the gavel (actually his dad's 24 oz. deadblow hammer and hasn't told him yet) is onto his favorite topic "c**t". So he's going on about what dumb c**ts con's are and how they don't know their c**ts from their a-holes when Mrs.Cyntie (Cyntie's mom) who had been doing a load of laundry(whites I think, I could smell the bleach) comes around the corner and says "what the hell kind of language is that Cyntie?" well Cyntie, not realizing his Ma was in the laundry room is stunned and speechless, goes with the "b-b-but Ma, what are you doing down here?" defence but to no avail. Mrs. Cyntie (Cyntie's Ma) grabs hold of Cyntie and now all hell breaks loose. She's on top of Cyntie yelling "I oughta call the cops on you this time, get them to throw your useless c**t out the door maybe they could taze your ass, see how you like it you stupid c**t." Well Cyntie's on the floor screaming like a banshee "don't taze me Ma, don't taze me Ma..."

I'm shocked as hell and look around the sacred Cdn. Cyntie Round Table wondering what the hell we should do, well Ol'Red is standing there, useless as the extra prick at a wedding, LuLu's bawling like a newborn calf, Twi-guy's screaming something unintelligible at the top of his lungs, MikMik is under the sacred Cdn. Cyntie Round Table sucking his thumb in the fetal position, Sparky is nowhere to be seen, Sheena's doing her nails and Quackgrass, useless as the day's long, doesn't know whether to fight, f**k or hold the light so I jump up and take control of the situation. I pull Mrs. Cyntie off of Cyntie and kick her in the c**t until she comes to her senses. Now we got things to a low roar but KKKevron is standing on top of the Fisher-Price table clapping his hands and chanting "c**t, c**t, c**t..." well Ol'Red finally snaps out of it and boots the Fisher-Price table from under KKKevron who lands hard on the floor. The stunned c**t picks himself up off the floor and looks at us all sheepish-like and says:

lol!

Jeff Davidson said...
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Neo Conservative said...

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"jeffy snarls... i should have signed off with happy new year asssss."

oh jeffy... you bad boy... you stayed up all night, didn't you?

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Anonymous said...

Churniak realizes that kissing the butt of a loser won't get him his 'safe seat' after all and gives up. (real conservative)

Sparky said...

and hey, surprise!!! -- smallminded and a mean drunk -- who could've predicted that?
Yeah, you're the epitome of decorum and manners.

Neo Conservative said...

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"sparkles says... Yeah, you're the epitome of decorum and manners."

hey, glitter-boy... pop quiz.

who said... "I just wanted you to state that you're a lying, ignorant prick with no moral certitude whatsoever."

you pathetic whingers crack me up.

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Nixon's Ghost said...

fucking ineloquent leftie turds. Go shit yourselves in the welfare line, you useless cunts.

castro's ghost said...

ummm...lol!

Neo Conservative said...

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"Nixon's Ghost said... Go shit yourselves in the welfare line"

nixie aka kevron's little brother... if you imagine for even a second that wiping your own shit all over the walls here... does anything more than expose your apparent lack of purpose and communication skills, you are sadly mistaken.

i could simply act as most of your progressive pals would do... and delete this nonsense as it comes in, but hey little boy, knock yourself out... you underline every point i have ever made about the lost, illiterate left.

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