11 December 2007

I didn't even realise...

That George Carlin was still alive...

"New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant."

"You're not spiritual. You're just high."


2 comments:

Paul MacPhail said...

My favorite line of his was:
"Hand me that piano". (things you never hear people say.)

Anonymous said...

Tramp stamps with Chinese characters are hilarious, the dumbasses that wear them often don't even remember what they were told they mean. At least it identifies the easy girls.