06 October 2014

Homicide squad rounding up local...

...farmers, hunters & skeet shooters... wait a minute...

TORONTO - A man is dead after being shot multiple times during what appears to be an early morning robbery outside an unlicensed after-hours club in the city’s west end.
Bright lights, big city.

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MORE
: Latest murder victim id'd

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EVEN MORE
: Oops, spoke too soon
TORONTO - One man has been shot dead in the downtown core and three suspects considered armed and dangerous were being sought by police Monday afternoon.

The shooting happened in an alley just east of Parliament St. south of Shuter St.
What a place.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Same joke for years. You are truly the Henny Youngman of bloggers

Neo Conservative said...

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you've been hanging on my every word for years, nonny?

i suppose i should be flattered.

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Anonymous said...

Gee, I wonder if NeoCon is making the same joke, because the same law, and with it the same sort of rhetoric has proven oh so effective at stopping these tragedies. Yet like certain kleptomaniacal provincial governments both somehow manage to endure.

Now how did the definition of insanity go again...? Something about expecting different results or somesuch?

Neo Conservative said...

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if, tomorrow, the cops arrested every farmer, hunter and target shooter in the country and destroyed their perfectly legal firearms... you know what would change?

that's right... NOT A THING.

the problem isn't gun owners... it's criminals.

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