22 October 2014

Ask a "PROFESSIONAL" journalist

CBC reports...

"There's so much we don't know about who may be behind this."
CBC now reporting there may be a myriad of reasons for this latest incident. Despite a billion dollar yearly government subsidy they are actually advising people to keep an eye on Twitter.

Me, I'm thinking it's another Amish uprising.

More nuggets from Canada's national broadcaster...
"I'm hearing all kinds of sounds, but I don't know what they are."
Another CBC professional breathily recounting that she sees police officers...WEARING BULLETPROOF VESTS!!!

Obviously we need a little more outreach.

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CBC Radio reporting: NDP Caucus Superheroes

So a Dipper MP brought her infant to work. Yet another "professional" journalist apparently got the goods from an NDP stalwart inside the locked room where the heroic members were hunkered down.
"The baby, the baby, let's try to protect the baby at all costs."
See... under Tom Mulcair no child will actually be left behind.

Of course, we all know if the baby had been present at the Conservative gathering, Stephen Harper would have used it a a human shield.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

damn those Amish.

Neo Conservative said...

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and remember... your baby is only safe around paid up members of the ndp.

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