JUST CALL IN A CANADIAN 'MAID' DOCTOR... THEY HAVE A PERFECT RECORD...

-- "Christa Pike, Tennessee’s first woman to be executed in over 200 years is still alive after receiving two doses of a lethal injection — as her attorneys race to file an emergency stay." --

AND THE POLS ARE PANICKING...

-- "Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee is pausing all executions this year after Christa Pike survived two deadly doses of pentobarbital." --

SEEMS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES DON'T GET JAIL TIME...

-- "Roshvin Crofton of Ajax is facing nearly a dozen charges in connection with an arson that damaged multiple homes last month." --

And it's not Roshvin's first rodeo. 

Oops... here comes another one.