-- "Mohamed Abdullahi, 34, has been arrested by Belleville Police in the 2023 shooting death of a 36-year-old Mohamed Ahmed. He has been charged with first-degree murder." --And Hamilton puts another one on the board.
30 April 2026
THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

-- "A 14-year-old California girl was dismembered with a chainsaw in a backyard inflatable pool after threatening to expose her alleged child predator ex-boyfriend, 'David Anthony Burke, a 21-year-old rapper known as D4vd.'" --The devil is indeed in the details...
-- "He is also accused of removing two of her fingers because they showed his name. Those were never recovered." --
THE SHOOTER'S NAME? THAT WOULD BE SO RUDE AND COLONIAL...

-- "One person has been injured in a daytime North York shooting at Marlee and Glengrove avenues Thursday. A man in his 60s was arrested on the scene. No further details have been released." --
UPDATE... Nope... he's deader than the proverbial doornail
Close proximity to Lawrence Ave and Allen Road... the resident-named 'Jungle.'
Freshest articles are saying the victim sustained multiple GSW to the brain bucket.
Somebody wanted this bro gone.
Smell that professional journalism... let your imagination fill in the blanks.
SCRATCH A DEMOCRAT... FIND AN UNREPENTANT CHEATER...

-- "After a state election official said the number of dead people found on North Carolina’s voter rolls was 'higher than we anticipated,' Republican Rep. Mark Harris of North Carolina called for immediate action to pass the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act, commonly known as the SAVE America Act." --Nota bene... it gets better...
-- "800,000 Dirty Names Cleaned from Oregon Voter Rolls!" --
THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...


-- "Toronto Police have released images of three suspects wanted in connection with an assault and robbery at a downtown hotel on Saturday morning. ‘During the assault, the victim had his personal property stolen,’ police said." --And...
-- "A tow truck was set on fire in a Brampton neighbourhood early Thursday, marking yet another incident in a growing string of tow‑truck fires across the city this week." --
29 April 2026
OF COURSE LIBERALS SUPPORT GIVING CONVICTS THE VOTE...


-- "Manveer Singh, 21, Sarbjeet Singh, 32, Dilkhab Singh, 21, Karan Kumar, 25, and Jaiskavan Malhi, 23, have been charged with theft & firearms offences after police recovered a stolen trailer containing cannabis products worth more than $2 million in Mississauga earlier this month." --Relax cowboy... it's nothing a little sweatlodge won't fix.
YOU THINK THIS ISN'T HAPPENING IN CANADA? THINK AGAIN...


-- "This was no isolated 'one bad apple' incident. Document fraud involving fake qualifications — especially medical degrees, transcripts, and professional certificates — has become a sophisticated, organised industry in India, with well-documented networks supplying migrants seeking jobs and visas abroad." --
NO, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHO'S DOING THIS... SMELL THAT PREPAID JOURNALISM...

-- "A 28-year-old Toronto man accused of making 3D printed handguns is facing a number of charges in connection with a firearm manufacturing and trafficking probe, police say. Toronto Police said multiple 3D printed guns and components were seized following the suspect’s arrest in December 2025." --
I see a bunch of plastic frames... but NO SLIDES, BARRELS OR TRIGGER GROUP.
I also don't see the name of the person who was arrested.
This is unadulterateed Liberal propaganda... another Codi Wilson con job.
UPDATE... Article suddenly rewritten to include name, etc...
OH, C'MON... YOU REALLY THOUGHT CARNEY WAS GONNA BE ANY DIFFERENT?

-- "Doug Guzman, the Toronto banker hired to oversee defence contracting, yesterday acknowledged longtime dealings with defence contractors but denied any conflict. 'I expressed a willingness to serve the country,” Guzman told the Commons defence committee: 'I over the course of my career advised or financed probably thousands of companies.'" --"Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain!"
THE BARBARIANS ARE INSIDE THE FREAKIN' GATE...

-- "Two Jewish men were stabbed in London on Wednesday by a knife-wielding maniac. The men were seriously injured after the suspect went on the rampage in the heavily Jewish Golders Green neighborhood in the north of the city." --Meanwhile... back at the ranch...
-- "How, exactly, are those of us on team civilizational sanity supposed to share a country with people who want us dead?" --And, it's everywhere...
-- "An American soldier stationed at Fort Polk in Louisiana was arrested last week after he told users on the popular messaging platform Discord that he planned to conduct a mass shooting at a synagogue." --
WHY THE MAD MULLAHS HAVE TO GO...

-- "The Iranian embassies in the United Kingdom, Germany, Australia, and Sri Lanka have openly attempted to recruit fighters willing to 'sacrifice their lives' in a new campaign as Tehran continues to refuse terms for an end to the war with the US and Israel." --And they're no even pretending to be subtle...
“Let us all, one and all, give our lives in battle. Rather than surrender our country to the enemy.” --
28 April 2026
MURDER IS OUR BUSINESS... AND BUSINESS IS GOOD...

-- "Two years after the body of David Robson, 65, of Melancthon, was found dumped in Caledon, Dufferin Ontario Provincial Police have arrested Jacek Trela, 29, of Mississauga." --Meanwhile... back at The Royal Caribbean Cafe.
NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "Security film, which strengthens window glass making it harder to break, is just one of a number of steps Mulvihill and other Toronto homeowners have been taking to make to make their houses more difficult to break into given the rise in home invasions." --
If the police have surrendered... you only have so many options.
And the politicians do what they always do...
-- "City Councillors Dianne Saxe and Rachel Chernos Lin passed a motion last month to have Toronto Police to prepare a report on home invasions." --
IS IT TIME TO OVERHAUL THE SECRET SERVICE?

-- "Secret Service agents fired five shots at the man who tried to assassinate Donald Trump but failed to hit him and may have accidentally struck one of their own, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche revealed." --It's just the latest incident for this clown car of a federal agency.
POP QUIZ... PICK OUT THE DEMOCRAT REPRESENTATIVE...

-- "Representative Rosa DeLauro, D-Conn., the ranking member on the House Appropriations Committee, got into a heated exchange with Lee Zeldin, Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, on Monday over whether she was familiar with precedents governing the EPA’s mission." --
I wonder where she left her flying monkeys.
And finally... the chips are starting to fall.
UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #37/2025...

-- "Wissem Mohamed Rehayem, 30, of Montreal, was arrested on April 27, 2026, in connection with the murder of 18-year-old Dylan Adams in Toronto’s Entertainment District." --Just another shining example of Emperor Justin's 'post-national' Canada.
YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Police are investigating another deliberately set fire involving a tow truck near Balmoral Drive and Dixie Road in Brampton. No suspect descriptions have been released." --But wait... there's more...
-- "York Regional Police were called to Red Oak Drive and Hyde Park Drive, where occupants reported that intruders had forced their way into the home." --Also Vaughan...
-- "York Regional Police say they are looking for information about a suspect and a vehicle after a girl was grabbed by stranger in a park at Bathurst Street and Teston Road." --You mean 'broke in'... right?
-- "Halton Regional Police are searching for three suspects who entered a residence in Oakville and stole a Mercedes SUV that was parked in the driveway." --Local media celebrate caucasian shooter...
-- "Howard Brodsky, 70, of Thornhill has been charged with murder after a man died in a “targeted” shooting inside a surveillance equipment store in Mississauga, police say.". --
27 April 2026
WHY WON'T DOUG FORD COMMIT TO CHASING GANGBANGER GUNS?

-- “'Ford is right to oppose Ottawa for wasting money on this program that police say won’t make Ontarians safer,' said the Canadian Taxpayers Federation’s Prairie Director Gage Haubrich. 'But now he needs to follow the lead of Alberta and Saskatchewan and pass legislation to block Ottawa’s gun ban in Ontario.'” --
MOVE OVER JOE ROGAN... TEXAS IS ABOUT TO GET A LITTLE MORE CROWDED...

-- "Some of those public figures who moved their residencies or businesses out of California before the Jan. 1 retroactive tax deadline include Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel, Steven Spielberg, Uber’s Travis Kalanick and car loan magnate Don Hankey." --Ask Google's Sergey Brin.
THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

-- "Nearly a quarter-century after rap star Jam Master Jay of Run-DMC was shot to death in his recording studio, Jay Bryant, 52, admitted in court Monday to a role in a killing that stymied investigators for decades." --
What can you say about a culture whose highest aspiration is murder?
It's time for society to fight back...
-- "The man convicted in the cold-blooded killing of NYPD Detective Jonathan Diller was sentenced Monday to 115 years to life in prison." --
SO, WE'RE SAYING... TAKING SCALPS IS DEFINITELY OFF THE TABLE?

-- "Banishment isn’t explicitly addressed in the James Bay Northern Quebec Agreement, so Aatami says Makivvik is exploring the legality of the practice, including how it fits with the Canadian Charter of Rights. ‘The laws in place right now are not working for our communities. We’re slowly practicing our sovereignty, which we never gave up in our right to govern ourselves.’" --LET'S ASK FATHER BREBOEUF WHAT HE THINKS
-- "To prevent him from speaking more, they cut off his tongue, and both his upper and lower lips. After that, they set themselves to strip the flesh from his legs, thighs, and arms, to the very bone; and then put it to roast before his eyes, inorder to eat it." --
YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Peel Regional Police say a homicide investigation is underway after a male was found deceased with multiple gunshot wounds at Kennedy Road and Matheson Boulevard in Mississauga on Monday morning. Police say a suspect, or suspects, fled the area and that the incident 'appears to be targeted.' No suspect descriptions are currently available.." --UPDATE... Shooter arrested...
-- "One man is dead and another is in custody following a shooting at a surveillance equipment store in Mississauga. A firearm has been recovered " --No gun... no problem...
-- "Toronto Police say that a man has been stabbed near Martin Grove and Racine roads In Etobicoke." --More...
-- "Durham Regional Police say a woman has been charged with stabbing another woman in near Kingston and Liverpool roads." --And...
-- "A teen was taken to hospital after a stabbing at a business near SATEC W.A. Porter Collegiate Institute on Monday afternoon." --
MEANWHILE THE LIBERALS STILL WANT MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

-- "A 23-year-old B.C. man, Ravinder Singh is in custody in connection with a pair of shootings in Caledon and Brampton last fall." --
Cops busted his buddy Iqbal Bhagria last fall.
And Oshawa gets on the scoreboard.
26 April 2026
I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN NOBODY DROVE THE WRONG WAY ON 401...

-- "All eastbound lanes of Highway 401 in Pickering have reopened Sunday after a serious multi-vehicle crash overnight when a pickup truck drove the wrong direction and struck a passenger vehicle near Westney Road. The driver of the pickup truck has been charged with dangerous operation causing death and impaired operation causing death." --
The killers name? 'Professional' journalist Jermaine apparently doesn't think that's germane.
What's with the recent epidemic of 'hit & runs?'
-- "Oshawa man Jaiwin Kirubananthan, accused in the death of a 35-year-old father of three in a collision after which he fled the scene has plead guilty to multiple charges." --
SORRY, CNN... WHO EXACTLY WANTS WHAT?

-- "'The Correspondents’ Association was trying to mend some fences with a guy who wants us dead. Figuratively, he wants journalism dead,' CNN commentator S.E. Cupp said. 'It doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.'" --
Cupp made the remarks about 20 minutes prior to the assassination attempt.
CIVIL WAR 2.0... IT'S COMING...
-- "The Minocqua Brewing Company known for promising 'free beer' when President Donald Trump dies is drawing renewed scrutiny for posting on Facebook 'we almost got #freebeerday.'" --And then... there's this absolute piece of shit.
MAYBE THIRTY YEARS IN FED SUPERMAX WILL ALLOW HIM TIME TO RECONSIDER...

-- "Gunman w Cole Tomas Allen sent an anti-President Trump manifesto to his family members about 10 minutes before opening fire at Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner — calling himself the 'Friendly Federal Assassin' and revealing he was trying to kill Trump administration officials." --Don't worry, Canada... everything is under control here.
25 April 2026
SEEMS THE LUNATIC LEFT IS WAY MORE FOND OF GUNS THAN THEY'RE LETTING ON...

-- WASHINGTON — "The gunman who opened fire at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday night has been identified as 31-year-old w Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, Calfornia. Allen opened fire and rushed toward the ballroom, shooting a law enforcement officer who was wearing a bulletproof vest." --
Nota bene... Agents fired back at Allen, who was not struck.
President Trump has spoken to the press about the incident.
OH, C'MON... MAYBE SOMEBODY JUST WANTED THEM FOR A KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY...

-- "Someone stole 15 giant Ceres Air C31 drones agricultural drones (weighing 500-pounds each) in New Jersey — and experts fear a 'nightmare scenario' if they end up in the hands of terrorists. The FBI is concerned the chemical-spraying drones could be used to disperse biological or chemical weapons." --
APPARENTLY, THE FIRST 16 PEOPLE YOU KILL ARE DEDUCTIBLE...

-- "A federal judge has granted a last-minute reprieve for Jaskirat Singh Sidhu who caused the deadly Humboldt Broncos bus crash, temporarily preventing his imminent deportation to India. Sixteen people died, and 13 more were injured, sparking a nationwide outpouring of grief." --Nota bene...
-- "A criminal conviction that carries a sentence of more than six months makes a permanent resident ineligible to remain in the country." --
No wonder so many people think Canada is a joke.
AND NEW YORK STATE SAYS... 'HOLD MY BEER'...
-- "Lawmakers in New York are considering a series of 'four bad bills' that critics are warning could lead to the release of mass murderers, serial killers and other violent convicts." --
FUNNY HOW SOME 'TCHC' SHOOTERS JUST CANNOT BE DESCRIBED...

-- "A man is dead after a late-night shooting near Scarlettwood Road and Scarlettwood Court in Toronto’s west-end Friday night shortly after 10 p.m. No suspect description has been provided at this time." --
I'm sure it's just a coincidence...
-- "Scarlettwood Court is a Toronto Community Housing (TCHC) residential location in the Humber Heights-Westmount neighborhood of Etobicoke." --Even the leftwing lunatics at the CBC are starting to get it.
AGAIN... THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Omran Hamid, 19, Anawar Ali, 20, and Yasser Al-As, 21, are charged with criminal harassment and possession of loaded restricted firearms." --UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #06/2026...
-- "Ahmed Noor Ishmail, 30, is dead after a shooting in Toronto’s west-end late Friday night." earlier this year." --Ah, yes... Canadian values.
24 April 2026
THOSE DARNED HAMILTON MALES... THE GUN OWNERS THE LIBERALS AREN'T LOOKING AT...

-- "Hamilton Police say a 16-year-old boy is dead, and two armed suspects described as white males are wanted following a shooting at Jackson Square Mall on Friday afternoon. The victim has not been identified." --
Isn't it funny how, on rare occasions, the police and media are able to provide a physical description of the shooters?
UPDATE... VICTIM WAS FROM SYRIA...
Police have identified Nabil Askafe, 16, who was killed in a shooting inside a downtown Hamilton shopping mall. Askafe had recently immigrated from Syria with his mother, father and younger brother." --UPDATE2... EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A GANGBANGER...
-- "Investigators have identified the 14-year-old who COMMITTED THE MURDER as Lucas Turnbull, of Hamilton." --UPDATE3... They've got him.
I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014...

-- "Federal figures show Ottawa spent more than $43 million last year providing health care benefits to illegal immigrants and rejected refugee claimants, fuelling criticism from Conservatives who say taxpayers are footing the bill for services many Canadians struggle to access." --Wait for it...
-- "Ontario hospitals announce job cuts, nearly three-quarters of hospitals in deficit." --
YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... NO GUN, NO PROBLEM...

-- "A male in his teens was rushed to hospital with serious injuries following a stabbing on the grounds Brampton Centennial High School, near Main Street and Steeles Avenue on Friday morning. The suspect fled the scene but was arrested a short time later." --
I'm so old, I remember highschool without knife fights.
What's better than a knife?
-- "York Regional Police say three suspects, all with dark complexions and armed with a hatchet, forced their way into a home in the area of Martin Grove Road and Jackman Crescent." --Or you can just go after old people...
-- "Brampton man Arashdeep Singh, 23, is facing numerous charges after two seniors were defrauded in a roof and home repair scam." --And, hey... pickpocket rings... another element of Justin's post-national state.
♪ "OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE..." ♪

-- "Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force General Dan Caine will hold a press briefing at the Pentagon." --And...
-- "The USS George H.W. Bush has entered Middle Eastern waters – marking the highest number of American warships in the region in over two decades." --
23 April 2026
NO IRISH NEED APPLY...

-- "A Telegraph investigation found landlords in London and the South East are illegally advertising for "Muslim only" tenants on platforms like Facebook, Gumtree, and Telegram. Listings often specified 'only for Muslims' or preferred specific religious/ethnic backgrounds, with some ads also requiring alcohol-free households." --Remember... it's only racist if whitey does it.
NOT A BOB OR A DOUG IN SIGHT...

-- "Police executed search warrants on Tuesday, March 31, at homes in Markham and Hamilton, arresting Dafeng Lin, 27, Junmin Shi, 25, and Weitong Hu, 21. Deputy Chief Robert Johnson called the case a 'new and emerging threat' and said the operation shows how quickly cybercriminals are evolving." --And...
-- "A stabbing at Birchmount and Ellesmere roads in Scarborough has left a man with serious injuries. Police have not released suspect information." --
ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Hamilton Police say they are searching for 18-year-old Sultan Aldarwish who escaped custody in handcuffs early Thursday morning. Investigators say the last confirmed location for the man is Barton Street East and Leeming Street." --And...
-- "Toronto jail guard Yathu Sathiyakanthan will himself be behind bars after pleading guilty to smuggling thousands of dollars of drugs and weapons into the Toronto South Detention Centre." --And...
-- "York Regional Police have charged Kemoy Clarke, 43, of East Gwillimbury with a series of human trafficking‑related offences across Vaughan and other parts of the province." --And...
-- "On Wednesday, authorities arrested 23-year-old Jemal Detamo of Toronto. He’s been charged with criminal harassment, sexual assault and breach of probation." --







