28 October 2026

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

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-- "Toronto man Randy Mills, 45, is wanted on a total of 21 charges, including assault with a weapon, two counts of break and enter, four counts of assault, two counts of mischief, uttering threats, theft under $5,000 and 10 counts of disobeying a lawful court order. Police allege Mills broke into a person’s residence at Kingston Road and Woodbine Avenue and assaulted them on Wednesday." --

"IF WE TOLD YOU THEIR NAMES... YOU'D SAY WE WERE RACIST, SO NO"...

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  --  "Toronto Police say they have arrested 44 people, laying 187 charges, and seized a large quantity of ammunition, firearms, and drugs following a months-long investigation dubbed Project Matrix."  --  
Yup... it's a big hairy-ball secret...
-- "'As these cases are before the courts, further identifying information is not being released,' 55 Division’s Major Crime Unit said in a news release." --
Meanwhile... in other diversity/strength news.

HONESTLY... THAT'S GOTTA BE THE MOST INEFFICIENT GENOCIDE I'VE EVER SEEN...

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-- "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's bloc is currently expected to enter the Knesset with 53 seats, the Central Elections Committee announced on Wednesday morning after almost five million votes were counted." --
Say... how many Israelis are running in Palestine elections?
-- "The latest results by the CEC put 19 seats in the Arab parties, with the Joint List having 12 seats and Ra'am having seven seats in the next Knesset." --
Muslims around the world... an ongoing series...
-- "Serbian police said the unidentified man, a minor, who shouted Allahu Akbar, or 'God is great' in Arabic, was shot dead just after midnight." --
And...
-- "Mohammed Tauseef Mumtaz, then 25, who helped his family murder his six-month pregnant wife because they believed she was possessed by an evil spirit has been released from prison. Mumtaz claimed Naila had tried to strangle herself after becoming 'possessed' and had suffocated herself by putting her hand into her mouth." --

YOUR CBC ONCE AGAIN EXPOSES THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE...

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-- "Indigenous academics say a difficult work environment, poor treatment and racism at the University of Ottawa, and a lack of effort to address those problems, has led multiple promising Indigenous scholars to quit. The year-long CBC investigation revealed one long-serving Métis professor who called himself 'a wounded soldier' and the environment 'toxic.'" --
Apparently the colonial oppressor university slave-master agrees...
University President and Vice-Chancellor Marie-Eve Sylvestre called the complaints 'a reminder that we have so much more to do.'" --
Hey, whatever you do... don't bring up SCHRÖDINGER’S GRAVES ™.

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN CANADA HAD A MORAL COMPASS...

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-- "Qatar and Turkey are two of the world’s only countries to maintain diplomatic relations with the terrorist group Hamas. Both countries have problems with modern slavery. And the newest thing Qatar and Turkey now share in common is that in 2026 they both received their first bilateral visit from a sitting Canadian Prime Minister." --

CANADA'S 'NEW ENTREPRENEURS' ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THOSE WAY-COOL NAMES...

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-- "Durham Regional Police officers arrested Cambridge man Terran Miller, 23, after he made gold jewellery purchases with counterfeit money. Victims suffered a combined financial loss of more than $27,000.   Investigators say Miller faces similar offences in eight other regions across the province." --
But he's out on bail anyway. 

Seems they're always looking for the easy way. 

  It could be worse, I suppose.

27 October 2026

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T FIX... RIGHT?

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-- "Justice Steven Bilodeau sentenced Shaye Riley Bird, 23, to 18 months in jail — 14 months for the assault and another four months for the bail breach to be served consecutively — tripling the recommendation from defence and Crown lawyers, while noting 'it is no small thing' to reject their joint submission." --

SOMEONE REMIND ME... WHAT DID MARK CARNEY SAY ABOUT 'MUSLIM VALUES?'

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-- "A CBC News investigation has pinpointed a dozen politically-motivated gun-for-hire shootings that targeted synagogues, a school and businesses in the Greater Toronto Area that appear to have been financed by the Iranian government. The gun-for-hire model, where shootings are arranged via encrypted apps and intermediaries, provides several layers of separation between the client and the criminal." --
And in other diversity/strength news.

TORMENTING FARM ANIMALS... A CONTINUING SERIES...

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-- "Police say 35 year-old Justin 'Blake' Saylor is dead after a brutal bull-riding incident where he was thrown off and stomped on at the Fox Hollow Rodeo in Waynesville, Ohio." --
Now, Justin absolutely has the right to choose his hobbies... but holy hell, man.

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'BRITISH NATIONALS'...

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-- "Two British nationals, Mohmed Ahmad Abdulkarim and Nouman Essghir, both 24, have been charged under Section 3 of the National Security Act with assisting Iran's intelligence service as a result of the incident at RAF Fairford in September." --
And don't you just hate those 'Caledon men.' 

 And how about 'Etobicoke men?'

MAN, DON'T YOU HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS?

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-- "A French exterminator claims he mistook his own wife for a rat and shot her in the head while the couple was on a pest-control job. The man allegedly told investigators he heard a noise in the dark and pulled the trigger, mistakenly hitting his wife." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

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-- "FBI reports claim armed citizens only stopped 3.9 percent of the incidents. The Crime Prevention Research Center, on the other hand, 'identified 615 active-shooter incidents from 2014 through 2025 and found that armed citizens stopped 225 of them.'" --
Of course, that's the very same FBI who refused to investigate the Hunter Biden laptop. 

 Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

YEAH... I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE...

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-- "Chinese artificial intelligence startup DeepSeek's latest AI model disabled software designed to shut it down in 39% of safety tests, raising concerns about whether increasingly autonomous AI systems can be kept under human control." --
NOTA BENE...
-- "The progressive brainiacs of Silicon Valley have created a metric called 'p(doom)' to define the chance AI destroys humanity." --

26 October 2026

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

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-- 'In each incident, an unidentified male suspect boarded the 511C bus at Humber College Terminal between approximately 4:20 p.m. and 5:11 p.m., sat near the victim, and engaged in unwanted sexual touching during the trip to Brampton Gateway Terminal at 501 Main Street South.' --
Those gosh-darned Brampton males.

HMMM... SEEMS IT'S NOT THE KKK AFTER ALL...

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-- "Anthony Rivers III, 15, was detained Sunday following the bloody scene on Saturday night at Florida A&M University. Rivers was involved in 'a physical altercation' before the shooting with someone he knew, cops said. 'None of the victims appear to have been the intended targets,' the department said in the update.
No stereotypes were harmed in the making of this video. 

  NOTA BENE... Colour me shocked...
-- "Florida A&M University is a historically black college. It was founded in 1887 as the State Normal College for Colored Students" --

CP24 NEWS... WHEN YOU ONLY NEED HALF THE STORY...

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-- "A woman was taken to hospital after being stabbed at Yonge Street and Steeles Avenue in North York early Monday morning. One man was arrested at the scene." --
The name of the stabber?   Pish, tosh, man.   Yet another Codi Wilson extravaganza.

MEANWHILE... BACK IN ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S NEW CALIPHATE...

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-- "A Brooklyn woman, Anna Mochalova was arrested and faces a slew of charges, including assault as a hate crime, for stalking and jabbing Yosef, a 26-year-old rabbi, in the back with a needle.   Two hours earlier, Mochalova, 32, deliberately bumped into a 37-year-old Jewish man and then stabbed him in the arm with a sharp object." --

25 October 2026

WILL EUROPE FALL? THE INFECTION CONTINUES TO SPREAD...

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-- "Hundreds of young protesters, many of them waving Palestinian flags, stormed the Roman Colosseum and clashed with police at the historic gates as the demonstrations in France spread to Italy over the weekend.   Thousands marched in the streets of Rome, Milan, Turin and other cities." --
Spain appears to be catching fire as well...
-- "Barcelona city centre saw a night of chaos on Saturday as rioters clashed with police and shops were looted. The unrest, which began late in the afternoon around the Plaça de Catalunya, led to 128 arrests." --
Large demonstrations were also reported in the capitals of Portugal and Albania. 

Wherever Islam goes... trouble follows.

MEANWHILE... BACK IN THE LAND OF PERSONAL RELIGIOUS WEAPONRY...

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-- "A man was killed during a stabbing in an industrial building while in attendance at a party near Tomken and Kamato Roads in Mississauga early Sunday morning.   No other details were released." --
And...
A man in his 30s has suffered serious injuries following a stabbing in York.
Still more...
-- "A 14-year-old boy is seriously injured following a stabbing at a movie theatre in Whitby on Sunday, Durham Regional Police say." --
Finally...
-- "The search is on for a possible armed suspect after a man was stabbed at Victoria and King streets in downtown Toronto. There is no immediate suspect description but the person they are looking for may be armed with a gun." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED POLICE SERGEANTS...

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-- "York Regional Police Sgt. Kin Pong Wong is facing several charges, including possession for the purpose of trafficking. He is also facing charges of breach of trust, possession of property obtained by crime, attempt to obstruct justice, possession of counterfeit stamp, and breach of trust—accessing data." --
Nota bene...frontline Patrol Sergeant Pong Wong wasn't exactly eating dog food ...
-- "In 2025, Kin Pong Wong was paid $219,957.13, which is 120% above Ontario's $100,000.00 Sunshine List threshold." --

24 October 2026

UPDATE5: TORONTO HOMICIDE #45/2024 -- WHAT'S A HUMAN LIFE WORTH?

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-- "Superior Court Justice Maureen Forestell sentenced A.P., to 30 months in custody for the murder of Sulakshan Selvasingam, with the rest of the sentence at his family’s affluent home under community supervision." --
TORONTO'S BLACK GANGBANGER HITMEN...
The teen and his two friends were paid just $7,500 for the hit.

REMEMBER... CARNEY SAYS MUSLIM VALUES ARE CANADIAN VALUES...

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  --  "Prime Minister Mark Carney is now focused on strengthening economic ties with Turkiye – a country that has been criticized for human rights violations and cracking down on journalists. “The most resilient countries bring together complementary strengths with trusted partners."  --  
HERE IS CARNEY'S TRUSTED PARTNER...
-- "Anyone walking through Istanbul's streets encounters a disturbing visual landscape – spray-painted portraits of Yahya Sinwar, Palestinian flags draped from buildings, and graffiti demanding Israel's annihilation." --
And don't get me started on the 'Armenian Genocide.'

COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBOURHOOD NEAR YOU...

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-- "Israel closed the West Bank on Friday after heavily armed Hamas terrorists killed two soldiers in a lengthy gun battle in a planned 'major attack aimed at murdering innocent civilians.'" --
PAYBACK IS A M@THERFUCKER...
-- "Approximately 2,000 residents in the area belong to the Ja'aba clan, which is affiliated with Hamas and from which the terrorists responsible for Friday's attack originated." --
Meanwhile... is Paris burning?
-- "Some 70,000 law enforcement officers were deployed countrywide on Saturday, while the Louvre and several other major Paris museums closed in an effort to prevent renewed violence during planned protests." --

NO WORD YET ON WHICH GUN CLUB HE BELONGED TO...

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-- "Daniel Ross, 40, from Mississauga is facing a total of 23 drug and weapon related charges including unauthorized possession of a firearm, possession of a prohibited or restricted firearm with ammunition, possession for the purpose of distributing cannabis, Schedule I and Schedule III drugs and possession of the proceeds of crime." --
NOTA BENE...
Police seized four firearms, including a 9mm automatic machine gun.
Seems it's a cross border phenomena...
LEWISTON, Maine -- "A New England city transformed by an influx of refugees from Somali and other African nations now grappling with a youth gun-violence crisis, as police report 35 gun-related incidents this year, 22 involving juveniles." --

23 October 2026

WILL MICHIGAN GO FULL ISLAMIC CALIPHATE?

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-- "Michigan Senate hopeful Abdul El-Sayed once signed a letter to Mohamed Morsi urging the then-newly crowned president of Egypt, a leader in the Muslim Brotherhood, to 'purge' the media and police. El-Sayed’s half-sister had touted their family’s ties to the Brotherhood in resurfaced tweets." --
The Michigan hopeful now insists he disavows the Muslim Brotherhood.

22 October 2026

CBC.CA/NEWS... WHEN YOU ONLY NEED HALF THE STORY...

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-- "Ottawa Police say they've arrested and charged a [curiously unnamed] 45-year-old man following an investigation into the theft of thousands of mobile phones worth $7 million. The man threatened, harassed and extorted his sister, a Bell Canada employee, who has since died" --
Fortunately, Ottawa Police have filled in the blanks...
-- "Rabih KASSIS, 45, of Ottawa, has been charged." --
And now... there's even more fakery.

MAD MULLAHS GO FULL 'WILE E COYOTE'...

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-- "IRGC spokesperson Hossein Mohabi told the Iranian Young Journalists Club news agency that... 'We are in the preparatory stages of unveiling the Father of All Bombs.   This is something new for the enemy.'    Mohabi, however, declined to provide details on the weapon type, its power, operational capabilities, or when it would be unveiled to the public." --
The ACME Corporation was apparently similarly unwilling to comment.

SO... WHY IS MARX CARNAGE STILL HARRASSING LEGAL, REGISTERED GUN OWNERS?

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-- "Toronto Police say they have arrested Desmond Okuohae, 18, and two 17-year-old males, all of Toronto, following what investigators called violent robberies that stemmed from sales originating on online marketplaces. The three suspects showed up in a stolen car with stolen license plates." --
The Liberals know who the actual shooters are... but consistently misdirect the blame. 

Over at CP24... 'professional' journalist Codi Wilson won't even include the picture of ol' Desmond. That's what government-susbsidised journalism gets you.

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

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-- "Virginia state senator Lillie Louise Lucas is among seven people indicted in a sprawling racketeering scheme on five charges that include Drug Trafficking, Money Laundering, Fraud, and Firearms Charges. The group that includes her two daughters, Lisa Lucas Burke and Theresa Lucas Lamb, and her grandson." --
The 82-year-old Lucas has served as a Virginia state senator since 1991, and as the President Pro Tempore of the state's senate since 2020. 

You have to ask yourself... is California really any better?

21 October 2026

JUST ANOTHER GRUBBY SOMALI PIRATE...

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-- "Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) begs for more cash as she vowed to return to the campaign trail after federal agents seized her phone, notebooks, computers and passport last week as part of a years-long probe into immigration fraud." --
It's about more than immigration...
-- "A winery co-owned by the husband of Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., was shuttered amid fraud claims that the business had been selling empty barrels to investors under the guise of 'wine to be aged.' House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer, R-Ky., said." --
BREAKING...  DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A DENIAL TO ME...
-- "When asked if there's any familial relation with her ex-husband, Omar admitted, 'Not to my knowledge.'". --  

WHAT... YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FRANCE...

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-- "A landmark report written by former schools inspector Sir David Bell, will on Wednesday is set to detail the vast scale of antisemitism in English schools and colleges, which the government is poised to accept in full. Bell said he was 'very struck' by the evidence of rising antisemitism in schools, but also the extent to which it actually goes underreported." --
It gets better.

BETTER HURRY LADIES... HE MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE TOO MUCH LONGER...

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Toronto Police are asking for the public’s help in an investigation after a suspect committed an indecent act act on the train while staring at the victim on a GO train at Union Station.
And then, there's this guy.

20 October 2026

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

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-- "Hamas terrorist Tamer Mohammad Ibrahim Al-Zabaq, who infiltrated Israeli territory on October 7 and who kidnapped 22-year-old Shani Louk, was killed in the strike on Monday. Louk, a German-Israeli dual citizen and tattoo artist, attended the Nova music festival near Re’im on October 7." --
NOTA BENE...
-- "In May 2024, IDF soldiers operating in Gaza located Louk’s remains and returned her to Israel for burial." --
OH CANADA...
-- "The Federal Liberals last year sent nearly twice as much foreign aid to Palestine as it sent to Ukraine, totaling nearly a quarter billion." --

HE CERTAINLY CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN FIDEL CASTRO'S BOY...

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-- "Rogers earned 12,635 votes in Saturday's municipal election, making him the fourth-most popular candidate. That followed a campaign built largely on self-deprecating humour, with other campaign slogans including, 'How hard could it be,' 'Just trying to pay my rent,' and 'Let's see what happens.'" --

And there's some hopeful election news from the 'Devil's Armpit.' 

And, let's face it... politicians are liars.

THOSE GOSH-DARNED TORONTO MEN ARE AT IT AGAIN...

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-- "York Regional Police say Toronto man Lucien Teufack, 23, is facing almost a dozen charges, including three counts of sexual assault, after he contacted an underage victim through social media and leading led her to believe he was also a minor." --
The guys with the way-cool names...
-- "Yetebarek Woldemichael, 45, is facing charges in connection with an unprovoked assault on a TTC bus in Toronto’s west end last week." --
 Those 'Canadian' men are ruining our country's reputation.

WNBA CAVES ON CHICKS WITH DICKS CONTROVERSY...

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-- "'The WNBA has just taken the first step in defining what a woman is for the sports community,' Rep. Marlin Stutzman, R-Ind., said in a statement. 'By clearly labeling Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White as men they have acknowledged that identifying as a woman does not change basic human biology.'" --
The Bee, as usual, nails it. 

 The NFL digs in...
-- "The NFL says Sunday's game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and New Orleans Saints in Paris is still on, even as France deals with some of its worst rioting in years." --

PARISIAN SURRENDER MONKEYS ONCE AGAIN BEGIN TO HOOT AND HOLLER...

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-- "Addressing a raucous session of parliament, Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu condemned 'the planning, in certain locations, of an insurrectionary plan led by far-left and ultra-left fringe groups'. He added that the authorities would not tolerate such groups 'marching on the Elysée or Matignon', referring to the offices and residences of the President and Premier in Paris." --
TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2021...
-- "The letter, which was signed by 20 former generals, including the former Commandant of the French Foreign Legion Christian Piquemal, called on President Emmanuel Macron to defend patriotism in France." --
It appears as though Italy is on their back foot as well.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

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-- "Police said a man in his 50s was rushed to hospital following a shooting near Sherbourne and Wellesley streets in Toronto’s downtown core early Tuesday morning. A man in his 20s, was arrested at the scene. A second suspect remains outstanding." --
UPDATE: Jah Williams, 22, and Lashano Mackey, 20, have been arrested 

Seems the criminals aren't afraid of the system any more.

19 October 2026

'GANGS OF THE GTA'... NOT A BOB OR A DOUG TO BE SEEN...

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-- "Peel Regional Police say 10 arrests have been made with more than 100 charges laid through Project High Guard, an eight-month investigation targeting a violent criminal network linked to carjackings and high-end vehicle thefts across the Greater Toronto Area." --
Nota bene...
-- "Some of the carjackings left victims with 'severe injuries' he said, and the suspects involved would often brandish knives, firearms, and carry out assaults in committing their crimes." --

But wait... there's more...
-- "Toronto man Abdoul Bah, who tried to shoot unarmed, off-duty Police Const. Igor Zdrazhko during a botched carjacking in Scarborough has been sentenced to 10 years in prison by by Ontario Superior Court Justice Robert Goldstein." --

AND YET AGAIN... IT'S THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

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-- "York Police have charged Kamel Hazime, 41, of Vaughan in connection to a fatal hit-and-run that killed a 60-year-old woman earlier this month." --
Those gosh-darned Vaughan men.  He left a woman to die at the side of the road... won't even tell cops where he hid the vehicle. 


18 October 2026

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'LIGHT COMPLECTED' MEN...

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-- "Toronto Police are searching for a man in connection with a suspected arson investigation near Danforth and Sibley avenues in Danforth Village. The man is described as having a light complextion, between 60 and 70 years of age, five-feet-eight to five-feet-10 with an average build, bald and short grey facial hair." --

Why not just say 'white guy?'   Smell that 'professional' journalism. 

Who are Vasyl Galychyn, 61, and Anton Chernyshov, 41?

And...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man in his 30s showed up to a hospital with a gunshot wound on Sunday morning." --

REMEMBER... A HUMAN LIFE IS WORTH AT LEAST 20 MONTHS IN JAIL...

-- "Robert Robin Cropearedwolf, 47, who was convicted of manslaughter in the 2023 death of CBC journalist Douglas Michael Finlay is now wanted for an alleged break and enter early last month." --
So, 20 months in jail for killing a man.   No wonder criminals don't give a shit.

 And...
-- "Toronto police are investigating the circumstances surrounding an early morning stabbing on the Exhibition grounds." --

17 October 2026

CBC CONTINUES TO LABEL FRENCH INSURRECTION AS 'PROTESTS'...

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-- "The Limoges Town Hall, built in 1883, has been 'largely lost' after it was set on fire by rioters as demonstrations continue across France. 'The roof has collapsed onto lower floors, except the west wing, and two-thirds of the exterior has already disappeared,' the local prefect, Maurice Barate, told the AFP news agency. Masked groups also attempted to break into city halls in Lille and Calais and a police station in Brest, the interior minister reported, along with violence in Rennes, Toulouse, Montpellier and Grenoble, among other cities." --
And Italy appears to be 'on deck.' 

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.