05 May 2011

Head Spookster Leon "Red-Alert" Panetta...

...slips you the West Wingin' 4-1-1... obviously you can take that straight to the blood-bank...
-- LOS ANGELES -- The Osama death photo is getting released, following an urging by Leon Panetta.

Panetta confirmed to news that he was in possession of at least six pictures. By evening, the director of the CIA told news that the Osama death photo will in fact be released to the American people.
Wait a minute... what's this?
In explaining his choice not to release the photo, Mr. Obama said that "we don't need to spike the football." He said that "given the graphic nature of these photos it would create a national security risk."
Hang on... we get to see the bloody insides of JFK's cranium... but Sammy bin-Shredded is off-limits?

C'mon, Leon... ya got anything else for us that's actually, well... true?
"Mr Panetta also told the network that the US Navy Seals made the final decision to kill bin Laden rather than the president."
I dunno buddy... fool me once...