15 December 2010

Today's "listen to your mom" moment

If Jacko and Iggy really wanted to save lives... maybe they could start a national "Wash Your Filthy Hands" registry...
"We found that they kill nearly 5,000 Ontarians every year, representing about six per cent of all deaths."
Meanwhile, in other startling, "gravity holding shit down" news... unfortunately, no... they're not talking about the human brain...
"Size is extremely important to the effectiveness. The larger the size, the greater the impact. Health Canada has done some excellent research, it's a matter of public record."

MY PERSONAL OPINION: Thinning the herd
It's a free country, it's not illegal... but if I were supreme dictator and for as long as we have publicly financed healthcare... every smoker in the land would be forced to wear a "Darwin was Right" t-shirt to purchase these things.

And I bet it still wouldn't stop them.