14 December 2010

In Praise of Serial Killers

"Abdulwahab, O beloved, I do not know him, yet when I saw his picture I adored him ... Get ready for punishment, woe to the debauched countries, from the curse of Taymour, and the anger of his companions who are brave as tigers."
Hang on, that looks like fun... lemme give it a whirl...
"There was a shaheed from Nantucket..."

UPDATE: More capricious & unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...
-- TEHRAN -- Two suicide bombers blew themselves up near a mosque in southeastern Iran on Wednesday, killing at least 38 people at a Shiite ceremony, state media reported.

One of the attackers detonated a bomb outside the mosque and the other struck from inside a crowd of worshippers, state TV reported.
Hey... where's my murder poem?