26 December 2010

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...on gravity holding shit down...
-- MONTREAL -- Preteens dabbling in vandalism, bullying and truancy are more likely to be in trouble with the law as teenagers, according to a new study by Montreal researchers.

The more troubled kids – the ones who regularly stole, destroyed property, bullied other kids and got into fights – were found to be six times more likely to sell drugs, eight times more likely to be arrested, nine times more likely to join a gang and 11 times more likely to carry a weapon as teenagers than their peers.
Hmmm... if only we were able to identify that particular troubling demographic and target it with all our resources.
The youngest killed by bullets in 2010 were Sealand White and Devonte Gondwe-Prosperboth 15.
Oh, right... I forgot.

We're not even allowed to talk about this stuff.


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