04 February 2010

Well, this is kind of awkward...

...I thought you said "blow-FISH"...

"Check out Mildred's Sexy Bathrooms throughout the weekend of Big Love. You get the picture."

Actually, the picture is clouded by practicalities. Is the restaurant supplying condoms? What about the health risks of body fluids? And who's cleaning up?

"We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms," says chef/co-owner Donna Dooher, pointing to lingering weekday lunches as a popular time. "We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend."
Yeah... the perfect venue for a first date.

That whole 'sex in in a public washroom' thing really breaks the ice.

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RELATED: Speaking of public fellatio...
"On the face of it, this creates a splendid opportunity for Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff. A patrician, his natural habitat is loftier plains, not the political cesspool. If the Liberals can frame the debate as the high road versus the low, they may be on to something."

"In such a circumstance, the nobleman will take out the Doberman."
Geez, Lawrence... how many whiskies ya think it'll take to get that taste outta yer yap?

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THE LAST WORD:
A nobleman speaks...
"Michael Ignatieff wants Canadian taxpayers to fund public childcare at home and abortions in third world countries."
Whoa... "patrician ideas" from "loftier plains".

Kinda brings a tear to your eye.


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