-- OTTAWA -- The Rhinos are back and they're hoping to lure voters with the tantalizing promise of weekly orgasms - and marijuana in every pot.Sounds like the Rhinos may just split that loony leftbot vote.
Among its other campaign planks: Replace soldiers' weapons with paintball guns; create a national gas-barbecue registry; and replace the Defence Department with a Ministry of Laughter.
Well, since the Liberals are promising...
To raise taxes and go to bat for convicted death row killers... these guys don't really sound all that outrageous.
