In my soup...Oh, it could have been worse all right - we could be making Dog Stew or Sheep Testicles or Tongue of the Judge or one of the other recipes contained in her new book, The Axis of Evil Cookbook.
Of course... there is the obligatory, new age, politically correct catch here...
She's only tested the vegetarian recipes, so if you make the sheep's testicles and they taste slightly off, feel free to drop her a line.
So with meat off the menu and fish clearly a touchy subject, we're forced into the world of legumes. A good thing that most of America's enemies eat a bean- and grain-rich diet, then.
And what's a morality tale without a moral.
They'd surely outlive their Denny's-scarfing rivals, if not for the diseases and suicide bombings and food shortages and such.
