13 November 2006

The Land of Misfit Toys

I wonder what starving people in Africa would make of a toy that costs more than their whole village makes in a year.

The Playstation 3 game console will be released this week in North America, to the delight of teenaged boys and grown men who don’t wish to be burdened with a sexual relationship.

In a related story, now we’ll never get him out of our basement, your mother said.

Deprived of male companionship, the continent’s women are expected to spend the coming weekend transforming society into a utopian paradise that will instantly collapse when their boyfriends or husbands come up from the basement in four days for more dip.
I like capitalism, but every so often...

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NateDawg said...

There is a wise chap out there named Muhammed Yunus who's ideas will single handedly bring up third-world countries.

Capitalism doesn't only work in western society, it's universal. Socialists are the only ones stopping progress.

Neo Conservative said...

find me a social program, like a food bank, that upon its introduction, isn't instantly stretched to the limits... it's an immutable law.

it kills incentive and creates generations of freeloaders.

i thought workfare was a great idea.kfhddrm