14 November 2006

Hideously abundant trees

Tim Blair says we'll need to replace Global Warming with a new scare should it ever go out of fashion:

That suggests a contest in creative scaremongering. My first offer is … collapse of the hollow earth!
(Via Colin N., who notes: “Let’s hope the expanding and increasing forests are not swamped by the rising waters.”)

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2 comments:

Swift said...

Nano technology will obviouslybe the next scare. All those microscopic machines running around destroying the world. it's a no brainer. After that, since we don't have a global warming disaster, we must be headinginto a new ice age.

Neo Conservative said...

i like it... "fantastic voyage" gone horribly wrong.