21 November 2006

Arrrrrr... Billy, have you ever been to sea?

Bill Graham and the Fiberals are apparently taking another "principled stand"... this time fighting for the rights of teenage boys.

No, no... relax. It's not another government subsidised heroin parlour. It's just resolutions for the upcoming Liberal Leadership Convention.

Resolution No. 45: WHEREAS the current law discriminates against unmarried same-sex couples by not permitting unmarried persons under 18 to legally engage in consensual anal intercourse;

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the Liberal Party of Canada urge the Federal Government of Canada to bring the age of consent for anal intercourse in equal pairing with other forms of sexual activity.
The Phantom Observer wants to know...
Umm . . . is discussing allowing teenagers to bugger each other really the business of the Liberal Party?
Well, lemme see... the Libs are in favour of enabling intravenous drug use and giving the vote to imprisoned murderers and rapists.

Looks like this one fits right in there... no pun intended.

SIDENOTE: It's a hard choice.

I don't know what pisses me off more... encouraging adolescent sodomy, or bringing in financial penalties for people who don't buy eco-cars?

UPDATE: But what about that scary Stephen Harper?

It's true, Harper's against both adolescent sodomy and intravenous drug abuse.
Since assuming office in January, Canada’s New Government has introduced a number of initiatives to tackle crime and protect the safety and security of Canadians. These include legislation to:

Impose stricter conditions on dangerous offenders;

End conditional sentences for serious offences;

Implement mandatory minimum sentences for crimes involving guns;

Raise the age of consent for sexual activity from 14 to 16 years; and

Crack down on street racing.
The Libs are right... he's no fun at all.

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Anonymous said...

The Liberals want kids to have anal sex legally, how nice of them to deal with this issue that is extremely important to so many Canadians.

Parents will be happy to know the Liberal Party is looking out for their kids sexual pleasures.

james higham said...

Harper's against both adolescent sodomy and intravenous drug abuse.

Wish I was Canadian so I could vote for him. I'm going to run a post on this this evening.

Anonymous said...

LMAO... I can't believe no one's pointed out the obvious... they want to make it legal for someone to take it up the pooper because that's the core of the liberal party... they gave it up the pooper to all Canadians for years...and from the way Toronto, Montreal, and Ottawa have forced it on the rest of Canada, they seemed to like it

Thank God we finally out voted them on it. Must be because they're so good at and busy doing it one way and we're doing it the way that adds to the population...

Neo Conservative said...


Quoting article by Sky Gilbert...

"The first thing you need to know is that Bill Graham is gay. There, I said it. Is it so very hard to say the word gay? After all, you just have to put your lips together and blow."

"I'm certainly not outing the man. (I don't believe anyone has the right to drag someone out of the closet who hasn't already confirmed it themselves.) Almost everyone in the gay community knows that Graham is gay -- even if he is married -- but mostly the press is not willing to say it in plain English."