...Canada's newest reality show... "Survivor: Millhaven SHU"...
See... it's about a bunch of really religious guys, who, even though they didn't behead a single Prime Minister... or detonate a single Timothy McVeigh-sized truck bomb... are unfairly singled out and sent to prison and, get this... don't even get to socialise, or go to sweat lodge, or head out on day passes with the rest of the wrongly convicted.
Challenges will include... fabricating the sharpest toothbrush handle... and seeing who can cram the most contraband up their rectum.
FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Rectum? It nearly Khalid 'em!"