01 September 2011

I'm pitching it to CBC this afternoon...

...Canada's newest reality show... "Survivor: Millhaven SHU"...
ask a journalistSee... it's about a bunch of really religious guys, who, even though they didn't behead a single Prime Minister... or detonate a single Timothy McVeigh-sized truck bomb... are unfairly singled out and sent to prison and, get this... don't even get to socialise, or go to sweat lodge, or head out on day passes with the rest of the wrongly convicted.

Challenges will include... fabricating the sharpest toothbrush handle... and seeing who can cram the most contraband up their rectum.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Rectum? It nearly Khalid 'em!"


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Once again , Muslims demonstrate that they are "above the law" ... in this case attempting to alter their incarceration .

... TOUGH !!!!!

Anonymous said...

Rectum? It nearly Khalid 'em!

Neo Conservative said...

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my favourite part of this...

"The complaints from the inmates arise as federal authorities struggle with how to jail radical Islamists – whether to isolate them, what programs to craft for them and how to achieve the correctional system’s stated goal of rehabilitation."

craft away my friends... but at the end of the day, these guys are still gonna want to see your head jammed onto the end of a sharpened stake.

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Anonymous said...

Release them into general population after telling the inmate what they did.

Rob C.

Rich said...

Actually, they are 100% right!

The isolation does not fit the crime......
..........drawing and quartering does however.

Neo Conservative said...

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"rob c says... Release them into general population..."

and within 30 minutes they'd be married to the mad-dog biker with the most cigarettes.

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jwkozak91 said...

Quite simple, really. They're in solitary to keep their homicidal ideology from infecting the other inmates.

Exhibits A, B, and C: Richard Reid (attempted shoe bomber over the Atlantic in October-November 2001), Jose Padilla (caught plotting a dirty bomb attack in the US in early 2002), and that white red-haired British-born Salafist convert posing with the Sharia-zone posters in London.