28 November 2010

Coming soon to an...

...airport near you...

Prisons Minister David Hanson said: "This is a valuable tool towards identifying mobile phones.
And, I daresay, swollen prostates.


5 comments:

Rural and Right said...

You are right that this is coming to an airport near you. It is only a matter of before mulim extremists realize that they can stuff a bomb up their backside and board a plane.

When the time comes I'd rather sit on this seat for a scan at an airport then the 'rubber glove drop em and grab your ankles' alternative.

Neo Conservative said...

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i take your point, but... we're examining 80 year-old nun's rectums... surely the terrorists have already won.

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jwkozak91 said...

Uh, "Rural and Right" - "al-Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula" tried the "butt-plug bomb" already, while trying to assassinate a member of the Saudi royal family... didn't go as planned. The bomb-maker stuffed it into the cavity of his brother.

Rural and Right said...

Neo it seems that way that the terrorists have won now that our own security is terrorizing us by 'touching our junk'.

The problem is that they are looking randomly for 'bombs' and not looking for 'bombers' for fear of offending some one who is much more likely to be a bomber.

Neo Conservative said...

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as per sda...

new tsa slogan: "if we did our job any better... we'd have to buy you dinner."

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