Coming soon to an...
...airport near you...
Prisons Minister David Hanson said: "This is a valuable tool towards identifying mobile phones.And, I daresay, swollen prostates.

...airport near you...
Prisons Minister David Hanson said: "This is a valuable tool towards identifying mobile phones.And, I daresay, swollen prostates.

Posted by
Neo Conservative
at
11/28/2010 10:30:00 am
Labels: major pucker factor
5 comments:
You are right that this is coming to an airport near you. It is only a matter of before mulim extremists realize that they can stuff a bomb up their backside and board a plane.
When the time comes I'd rather sit on this seat for a scan at an airport then the 'rubber glove drop em and grab your ankles' alternative.
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i take your point, but... we're examining 80 year-old nun's rectums... surely the terrorists have already won.
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Uh, "Rural and Right" - "al-Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula" tried the "butt-plug bomb" already, while trying to assassinate a member of the Saudi royal family... didn't go as planned. The bomb-maker stuffed it into the cavity of his brother.
Neo it seems that way that the terrorists have won now that our own security is terrorizing us by 'touching our junk'.
The problem is that they are looking randomly for 'bombs' and not looking for 'bombers' for fear of offending some one who is much more likely to be a bomber.
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as per sda...
new tsa slogan: "if we did our job any better... we'd have to buy you dinner."
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