Oh my gawd... all those poor creatures...
...being driven into extinc... wait a minute...
-- KENORA, Ont. -- Rose Allin has had enough. It's one thing for the deer to scrounge around in her yard, eating all her flowers.**********
It's quite another for them to come up to the front step and ring her doorbell.
“I just wish they'd stop," she said, looking very cross.
FROM THE COMMENTS:
"She should build them a basketball court."**********
LAST WORD: "Paging Timothy Treadwell..."


6 comments:
The doorbell issue would be easy to address. Modify the doorbell so that is would give the deer's a nasty electric shock to the nose. Hook up a camera to the whiole thing so you could enjoy the antics as well.
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i dunno, bert... i've got this rule of thumb... anything with horns, sharp teeth or claws... don't make it mad.
i'm thinkin'... shoot it.. or get used to it.
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She should build them a basketball court.
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shsssshhh... if premier mcslippery hears you... we'll be in deep financial doo-doo.
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The deer are getting ready for Christmas deliveries. It's better than coming down chimneys.
Invite them in for dinner.
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