Like a fish needs a bicycle...

...or maybe a psychiatrist and a satchel full of lithium...

Dworkin Revolutionary Army declares readiness to to die on Muppet Mountain.

"We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets."
— Scamille (@scamille_crosby) September 1, 2015

Speaking of slimy, swamp-dwelling privilege...