21 September 2007

No more bacon for convicts

I agree with Duane David, let's get rid of bacon in Canadian prisons...

A Muslim inmate has won $2,000 and a partial human rights victory over a Correctional Service of Canada policy not to replace bacon with a halal diet for Islam-worshipping cons.

Duane David, who is serving time in Kingston's Joyceville Institution for an unknown crime, had complained to the Canadian Human Rights Commission that his rights were being violated as the prison failed to offer a halal replacement for bacon served to inmates with breakfast every Wednesday.
I'm sure all his health-conscious buddies out at the weight-pile will be anxious to support Duane in his crusade... ah... campaign here.

And bacon's just a start... let's ban televisions and computers in prison as well.

We just want these poor boys to be comfortable.

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KURSK said...

Oh hell...lets increase the bacon content for this joker..Bacon bits on salad, bacon fat for his toast, pork rinds for his t.v. time snack..

If the poor dear wants his own food, he can buy it when he is released, until then, the taxpayer foots his meal bills, and i say we pile on the pork!..

Anonymous said...

All this time, I was looking at this all wrong...you have all the good ideas!

I bow to your mastery...

Neo Conservative said...

wag the freakin' dog, huh?


Anonymous said...

Bacon, coffee, sugar, 'halal' meat, fish - anything with a high price should be banned. Prisons should be cost effective and miserable.