Margaret Atwood scrawls a list of nouns and adjectives on a dinner napkin, in two columns: On the right (interestingly enough) are negative leadership characteristics (“dictator,” “mean,” “always right, like God” — gee, whoever could she be talking about?) and on the left are their more desirable opposites.
And … well, for some reason, she thought Canadians would be interested in her napkin. And for some reason, the Toronto Star agreed!
Well... it could've been way worse...
...at least she used ink... and not the blood of a hundred cats...