21 September 2010

Hey, Sami... there's this game they play...

...in federal lockup... it's called "Drop the Soap"...
med student bomber

A 22-year-old Lebanese medical student who regards Sept. 11 as a "beautiful day" is in custody after placing a backpack containing what he thought was an explosive device into a Wrigleyville trash can, federal authorities said Monday.

Sami Samir Hassoun, of the 4700 block of North Kedzie, has been charged with one count each of attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction and attempted use of an explosive device, the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Chicago office said.

"I will f*** Chicago. I will shake Chicago," the criminal complaint quotes Hassoun as saying.
Oh, baby... I sure hope you don't like being on top.


3 comments:

syncrodox said...

Sami is definitely destined for soap jockey status but what I find more interesting are the crickets....and the apoloigists....in 3..2..1

jwkozak91 said...

A place called "Wrigleyville", in a city that's referred to as "Chicagoland"...

"Chicago. Where socialist dreams are born... and reality rarely snuffs them out."

Neo Conservative said...

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i guess i'm a little confused.

this guy was a medical student... on the "land of dreams" career track... who presumably looked forward to enjoying a comfortable & prosperous lifestyle in his adopted homeland.

now he's tossed that all away to become the reluctant bride of the mad-dog supermax biker with the most cigarettes.

it's just a bonus that mummy & daddy get patted down by big burly infidels every time they want to visit sonny.

i sure hope his gawd appreciates the sacrifice.

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