Hey, Sami... there's this game they play...
...in federal lockup... it's called "Drop the Soap"...
A 22-year-old Lebanese medical student who regards Sept. 11 as a "beautiful day" is in custody after placing a backpack containing what he thought was an explosive device into a Wrigleyville trash can, federal authorities said Monday.Oh, baby... I sure hope you don't like being on top.
Sami Samir Hassoun, of the 4700 block of North Kedzie, has been charged with one count each of attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction and attempted use of an explosive device, the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Chicago office said.
"I will f*** Chicago. I will shake Chicago," the criminal complaint quotes Hassoun as saying.
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Sami is definitely destined for soap jockey status but what I find more interesting are the crickets....and the apoloigists....in 3..2..1
A place called "Wrigleyville", in a city that's referred to as "Chicagoland"...
"Chicago. Where socialist dreams are born... and reality rarely snuffs them out."
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i guess i'm a little confused.
this guy was a medical student... on the "land of dreams" career track... who presumably looked forward to enjoying a comfortable & prosperous lifestyle in his adopted homeland.
now he's tossed that all away to become the reluctant bride of the mad-dog supermax biker with the most cigarettes.
it's just a bonus that mummy & daddy get patted down by big burly infidels every time they want to visit sonny.
i sure hope his gawd appreciates the sacrifice.
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