29 September 2010

Coming soon... to a neighbourhood...

...near you...
paddle your ass

To Terri-Jean Bedford, a dominatrix who was convicted in 1998 of keeping a common bawdy house, it was “emancipation day.”

“How am I going to celebrate? I’m going to spank some ass,” Bedford, cracking a riding whip, told reporters.
Ass-paddling aside... there's a pretty ambitious agenda being put forward here...
Ms. Scott said that prostitutes will begin pressing immediately for a regulation regime that includes workers’ compensation, health standards and inclusion in the country’s income-tax scheme.
Now, call me skeptical... but I'm thinkin'... you're giving 20 dollar blowjobs to unwashed strangers in dark back alleys for your next hit on Satan's glass pipe... you might wanna try fit in a little rehab before you go for that listing on the Toronto Stock Exchange.

Or declare war on the Canadian government...
"This was a big bite out of the heart of government. They are going to feel this one. I don’t know what this means now; whether or not we will see five-storey brothels like the ones in Germany."
Yeah... we can only hope, huh?

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RELATED: What do non-prostitutes say?
“There’s a reason why those laws are in place,” York Regional Police vice Det.-Sgt. Henry Deruiter said. “If you’ve got a pimp that’s operating and has control and exercises control over these girls the way that they do, of course they’re important charges.

We want to get them before the courts and prosecute them to the fullest.”

Retired Toronto Police detective Dave Perry, who locked up countless pimps, said striking down the laws “is like handing out licences to pimps.”
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"It will be interesting, won't it? I mean, just a few weeks ago, the left was trumpeting the fact that the cops LOVED the gun registry."

"Now, with cops not exactly enamoured of the idea of legalizing whores, will the left still make us try to believe they care what cops think, or throw them under the bus. Again."


5 comments:

Michael Harkov said...

The truly scary thing? This is not surprising in the least. Serial child killers like Clifford Olsen, until recently, were collectiing from the Canada Pension Plan. A judge has recently allowed disability benfits for people who drink too much.

So when further likewise depratives are ruled legitimate by our unelected judges, and left-tards refuse to believe that the slide on that slippery slope is getting faster, I won't be surprised then, either.

By the way, I've noticed that the trash isn't so thick in here as has been the case lately. Good job on the new moderation/trash removal system. :D

RightGirl said...

There will always be those $20 bj's in back alleys, just like there will always be illegal migrants on construction sites. But that's not the be-all and end-all of the business. Escort agencies, which provide some modicum of protection for the girls (screening out the freaks, taking credit card numbers, etc), will now be able to operate without being hit by organized crime laws, as Heartbreakers of Montreal was back in 2001.

I'll have more to say on this subject later. I'm doing a different kind of whoring right now, so I'd best get back to the office! ;)

RG

JA Goneaux said...

It will be interesting, won't it?

I mean, just a few weeks ago, the left was trumpeting the fact that the cops LOVED the gun registry.

Now, with cops not exactly enamoured of the idea of legalizing whores, will the left still make us try to believe they care what cops think, or throw them under the bus. Again.

Chris said...

"A domino effect of judicial decisions could quickly topple prostitution laws across Canada, as happened several years ago with prohibitions against gay marriage"

Ummmm no.... bad, bad, bad reporting. There is only one criminal code for all of Canada. There are no 'prostitution laws across Canada'.

'Prohibitions against gay marriage' are not in the criminal code.

Two completely different things.

One completely clueless reporter.

See? This is why I don't generally follow the 'news'.

Neo Conservative said...

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"michael says... Good job on the new moderation/trash removal system. :D"

yeah... that's working out just fine.

"Nonny" is still flooding me with alternately abusive/pleading commentary... but now i can deepsix it before he tries to jam up the thread with comment porn.

as for hookers (and leaving aside the whole organised crime, sleazy pimp thing)... i'm thinking they're way more appealing at, say... the theatre... in a perky, younger "julia roberts" sorta way.

although i'm sure judy sgro and the liberal party of canada would beg to differ.

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